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[Scaraban]

I'll admit, having read back through the previous page of how my dwarf died, I'm half-expecting that as soon as everyone was dead and the kobolds had left, my dwarf just got up, removed his disguise, and proceeded to claim the remains of the haunted, corpse-filled fortress as his own now that no-one could get in his way

Well there's only one way to find out, fire up a reclaim, shit pants when you have an 8th friendly face on embark.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Well there's only one way to find out, fire up a reclaim, shit pants when you have an 8th friendly face on embark.

No-no he'd sneak in as part of the original seven, replacing one of them with a bad disguise and fake accent.  The others would never suspect a thing and they'd never notice another dwarf corpse amongst all the ones already there.  Even if it was missing it's clothes.

[Gizogin]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure most of Failcannon's corpses are missing their clothes.  Mine certainly is.

[LordSlowpoke]

Failcannon's dead now? Well, it did it's fair share, that's what i can say. However, it did not die from the FAILCANNON, which I find unsatisfying, despite all the ghost releasing, universe shattering mess brought to it.

I'm pretty sure I'll be able to save this mess, somehow, just to kill it properly. Or reclaim it and then kill it if/when Eric uploads the save. What could possibly go wrong.

[CatalystParadox]

Failcannon's dead now? Well, it did it's fair share, that's what i can say. However, it did not die from the FAILCANNON, which I find unsatisfying, despite all the ghost releasing, universe shattering mess brought to it.

I'm pretty sure I'll be able to save this mess, somehow, just to kill it properly. Or reclaim it and then kill it if/when Eric uploads the save. What could possibly go wrong.

Of all freaking things, Kobolds finish it off...

You know... it's almost fitting.

[Teneb]

Failcannon's dead now? Well, it did it's fair share, that's what i can say. However, it did not die from the FAILCANNON, which I find unsatisfying, despite all the ghost releasing, universe shattering mess brought to it.

I'm pretty sure I'll be able to save this mess, somehow, just to kill it properly. Or reclaim it and then kill it if/when Eric uploads the save. What could possibly go wrong.

FAILCANNON was in Battlefailed. This one had Failday.

[Eric Blank]

And we failed spectacularly.

Gizogin only manage to kill one kobold in that fight; the lone one that was humiliating ThatAussieDwarf while passing out itself. ThatAussieDwarf didn't get any at all.

And I'll upload the save now. Have some patience!

Here it is; http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=5174

[Darvi]

Tell me. How did I perish?

[Mego]

So wait, did ThatAussieDwarf have 0 kills during the entire run of the fortress?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Eric Blank]

That seems pretty unlikely, but he/she certainly failed to do anything useful in the last few days of their life.

And darvi, I think you drowned on my turn sometime last month. Honestly, there was no way to foresee the deaths caused by the STFO, besides the knowledge that it was a f%^&@!* deathtrap, so it was shutdown shortly afterward. Managed to claim another life in the process, though...

[arcangelsd]

Well, that means that Dariush and me succeeded in making the most dorfy structure in Failcannon

[Mego]

The STFO is this fortress's FAILCANNON. It claimed more dwarven lives than non-dwarven ones.

[arcangelsd]

The STFO is this fortress's FAILCANNON. It claimed more dwarven lives than non-dwarven ones.

It only claimed dwarven lives. It was like an elephant, it was hungry for BLOOD!

[Dariush]

Wait... in that case we should have named the next fortress 'STFO'. And the fourth one as whatever caused armageddon in the third. And so forth.

[CatalystParadox]

So wait, did ThatAussieDwarf have 0 kills during the entire run of the fortress?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nah, during my turn at least Aussie had a few truly murderous moments.