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[Felcis]

Holy skelletal cow, this really is a mess. Hopefully Led didnīt lose her hatred for dwarfs and sends more of them to their deaths Failcannon soon.

Speaking of, I request redorfing.
Name: FelcisTheMaddwarf
Profession: Hunter/Marksdwarf, Trapper, Animal Trainer, Leatherworker or whatever is needed or at hand.

[cappstv]

The OP says BattleFailed has been struck down by me.
I would  like to point out that I was able to produce a non struck down BattleFailed save.

Also Lur died. I don't know who dwarfed Lur, but I think it should be best to pretend that the Lur who died was just another Lur.

[Glacial]

I'll grab the save tonight and start cleaning. I haven't lost a fort- well, okay, I have. But I'll aim not to lose another one.

I'll also try doing some dwarfings...

[SethCreiyd]

Yeah, the dead Lur is just a dwarf named after the god.

I took a look at the fort.  Hoo boy.  Soon as you make a Fortress Guard, dwarves start to die from the massive backlog in justice.  The water source is within sight of the zombie horses and there's no booze left.

I envy you, Glacial.   

[Felcis]

Also there are corpses rotting everywhere and not enough burial places. And we got no safe entrance when immigrants or merchants come and almost no real miltary. Except for the only remaining starting dwarf Lupus who carries an axe around but also tantrums all the time...uh oh...

But hey: Even a lack of booze is better than a lack of challenges.

You did a great job cappstv. The stories were entertaining and such situations only help to improve the dwarven survival spirit!

[Glacial]

So, I have good news and bad news.

First, the good news: a previous overseer, possibly cappstv, made over a hundred coffins. That's good, because we're going to need them!

...

Actually, the good news is that I made it to the first immigrant wave, and it's 23 dwarves.

The bad news is that this brings us to 25 functional adult dwarves. I know there's a huge queue of "dwarf me!" requests, but I'm going to assume that if you requested dwarfing before this post, you've been dwarfed, and then you died.

The exceptions are:

• Derm: hospitalized (Beating, 51 days in prison)
• LordSlowpoke: working, happy he repeatedly stabbed Nat (Beating, 76 days in Prison)
• Dariush: working, happy as a clam about her new baby (beating, 226 days in Prison)
• Oglokoog: working, happy he murdered a horse (Beating, 526 days in prison)
• Nat: starving, needs hospitalized after "cheering up" LordSlowpoke (Beating, 526 days in prison)
• Frosty: insane and depressed (pleads insanity, suspended sentence)

For fun, I've included the unexecuted justice sentences awaiting each of our fine named dwarves. Before the immigrant wave, every sane adult dwarf had a beating and a prison sentence awaiting them.
 
Also, there are two exciting named children:

• Andreus VII: reincarnated as a legendary stonecrafter... age two
• mgrinshpon: age two, Lupusater's kid, hospitalized the engraver and mason

Welcome back, Andreus!

So, if you want re-dwarfed, let me know. Don't worry too much about picking professions, as there's only one available: "Immediately drafted into the military to battle the skorse on the immigrant spawn point."

Oh, Lupusater: you went berserk, murdered your baby, and were punched to death by the entire surviving functional fort population.


Cheers!

[Lucus Casius]

Umm... kay.

Requesting redorfing from whoever gets save next.

Name: LucusCasius
Job:  Second Hand (Medical Preferred, though anything is fine  LOOKS LIKE IM IN THE ARMY LADS!)

[NightmareBros]

Well, time to dorf me.
Hopefully the army will be to the taste of my re-dwarfed self. I realise now that being a planter might just get you ignored for several turns untill you mysteriously turn up dead.

[Flagrarus]

Well then, redwarf me, yes.

Just 'Flagro' this time around.

[cappstv]

I would also like to point out that I made some rooms and beds for everyone.

Yay!

Also if you can dwarf me please.
I want to be Cappstv II. And make sure I am male this time.

[dragonshardz]

I don't recall if I was dorfed or not.

[cappstv]

I don't recall if I was dorfed or not.

I am pretty sure I remember you dying in my turn.

[TerrisH]

what the hey, dwarf me.      preferably as the dwarf farthest from any of the attacking skorse's.

[xellas84]

I requested dwarfing twice a few pages back, never been dwarfed before.

[Aik]

Dwarf me - pretty sure I was never dwarfed.