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[CatalystParadox]

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Random Viewer cancels View Tour of FailCannon: Cannot Find Sanity.

In FailCannon, the pathing alone can lead to insanity.

Speaking of organization, I ought compile a list of changes that are or may be required.
Also, I think there were elaborate plans for a Failcannon in Failcannon, but they failed to come to fruition despite being quite canon.

Everyone killing eachother is what probably killed the plans for a doomsday magma device.  Ironic, really.

Yeah, a bloody rebellion threw off the secret project and now the maddened and hard-bitten survivors live in the gigantic and insanely complicated remains of the unfinished mechanism of the superweapon itself.  It's perfect really.

[Mego]

...organization...organization...organized...

Speaking of organization, I ought compile a list of changes that are or may be required.

Also, I think there were elaborate plans for a Failcannon in Failcannon, but they failed to come to fruition despite being quite canon.

Everyone killing eachother is what probably killed the plans for a doomsday magma device.  Ironic, really.

Actually, everybody killing each other was the plan for a doomsday magma device.

[Strategia]

Forgotten Beast cancels Terrorize Failcannon: Attending meeting.

˙ara Favavafice, Forgotten Beast, has been elected Mayor of Failcannon!


˙ara Favavafice, Forgotten Beast, has issued a mandate prohibiting the export of bismuth bronze items.


˙ara Favavafice, Forgotten Beast, cancels Attend meeting: Interrupted by dwarf.

[CatalystParadox]

Poor Forgotten Beasties, living in this fortress that really wouldn't have been so bad til all those terrifying dwarves came along.

[Eric Blank]

To them it's like being assailed by a horde of demonic dust bunnies that slowly strip away your flesh. I had a dream like that once. Needless to say the house was spotless for a month or so.

[Mego]

*throws a dust bunny at Eric*

Eric has gone berserk!

[CatalystParadox]

Thanks for sharing, Eric.  I still can't afford a new vacuum so I guess I'm just going to have to build a wall around my bed.

[Gizogin]

Thanks for sharing, Eric.  I still can't afford a new vacuum so I guess I'm just going to have to build a wall around my bed.

But...  Isn't under your bed where the dust bunnies live?  Do you mean to trap them in with you?

[Strategia]

Thanks for sharing, Eric.  I still can't afford a new vacuum so I guess I'm just going to have to build a wall around my bed.

But...  Isn't under your bed where the dust bunnies live?  Do you mean to trap them in with you?

That's what the cave-in trap is for.

[Eric Blank]

And a bed without a looming threat of collapsing architecture is not conducive to proper, restful sleep.

[CatalystParadox]

Thanks for sharing, Eric.  I still can't afford a new vacuum so I guess I'm just going to have to build a wall around my bed.

But...  Isn't under your bed where the dust bunnies live?  Do you mean to trap them in with you?

It already sits directly on the ground.  Maximum security design. :| 

Now to just route the magma shaft above it and connect it to a pull chain in case of emergencies...

[Eric Blank]

Where could Deathsword have gone...

[Teneb]

Where could Deathsword have gone...

This is becoming a recurring joke.


I won't be able to play much this weekend, due to two 6-hour long test today and tomorrow. I'll try to play at night, but it won't be a lot. If you want to end my turn, say it and I'll upload the save.

[Mego]

I see no reason why you shouldn't be allowed to continue. How far along are you in your year?

[Eric Blank]

Nah nobody wants to lose another player, I was mostly concerned that you hadn't posted for a couple days.