Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.
Immortals are fun but at some point one of my mods bugged out and now the little lock symbol (for when armies are locked into moving to a province) has become what appears to be the default text box for the game. Just a giant blank box, blocking the whole of the screen. I tried to conquer the world, in order to stop this maddening, dizzying array of boxes, but then some nobody mayor somewhere blew up my immortally sixteen empress, so now I'm going to conquer the world as Lucifer's Daughter... And save Christianity.
Well, Demon Loli used her Devil-given powers a bit too much, and someone who obviously hates Jesus assassinated her right after she made a Satanist the Pope. Thankfully, the (Un)Holy Roman Empire remained intact, mostly, and Christianity had a whopping 91% Moral Authority, so the Jackson Pollock of heresies started to vanish pretty quickly as I zoomed on ahead in Observer mode. The Pope is now an official vassal of the HRE, which the AI Emperor used as an excuse to declare a Crusade for Saxony on Poland, which ate Eastern Europe like normal.
Poland responded by Soloing basically the entire Christian World for a good 20 years, burning down enough temples to tank Christ back to 19% MA, because apparently my secretly pagan twin from another universe is playing the Polish King. I responded to this slight against the One True Faith by possessing an infant and forcing him to marry a Nestorian girl, before hiring a massive army of
angels Mercenaries and riding them up to the Polish Front, where they conquered 20 provinces and then got mulched by Poles.
Despite my lack of hesitation in giving myself not only Strong, Attractive, and Genius, but also 50k ducats, I spent the next ten years fighting Poland with the use of massive armies of mercenaries, struggling to win the war single-handedly because Christianity was shaking itself apart again. I finally won, granting the crusader state to my aunt, who's some whore from Ireland I don't care about and intend to murder the minute I become old enough to hire assassins.
The Demon Loli has now become the Christ-Shota. The Mission is still the same: Save Jesus by any means possible. The foes... Have changed. Poland. Must. Die.