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[scriver]

Fun gact: Bön means Prayer in Swedish

[CABL]

Fun gact: Bön means Prayer in Swedish

The first Swedish word I've learned is "kuk" (with umlaut). As you see, I don't know Swedish outside of a few words.

[scriver]

Kuk is without an umlaut though, Swedish doesn't use Ü at all.

[ChairmanPoo]

I was in Stockholm last weekend. Beautiful city, nice people, but too much shrimp in every food item.

Even in cakes (!). 

I have a mild allergy so I discovered this after trying one and suddenly itching all over.

[scriver]

Sandwich cake? It is literally the best food there is. It is the food of angels.

[hector13]

Sandwich cake? It is literally the best food there is. It is the food of angels.

I didn’t know you guys did haggis.

[scriver]

Why do the Spawn of Satan event never happen except when you don't want it? Here I am, King of Normandy and Jerusalem, with five great sons to inherit me - thanks to the Crusade for Jerusalem I actually managed to land the three younger sons too - and then bam! My youngest child, who because I had her with my son's wife is also sister to my grandchildren, starts killing of all of her siblings one by one. SHE'S MESSING UP EVERYTHING!

[Man of Paper]

Shit only fired for me once, and a shitty basic kid ruined generations of selective breeding that saw all his siblings as geniuses, strong, or both. Never had a breeding program work as well since, and Spawn of Satan hasn't fired since. I'd love to roleplay it when it doesn't screw me over.

[hector13]

That’ll get you a third level kinslayer trait, won’t it?

[birdy51]

I have bears in Italy. It's a strange prospect that I am not sure is ok.

[hector13]

That’ll get you a third level kinslayer trait, won’t it?

Would you prefer all of your kids dead?

Depends on the kids. Also depends on the realm and whether or not you can afford the juicy diplomacy and opinion penalties.

[pisskop]

If you put and keep them in the oubliette it wont.

the kinslayer is for when you kill them, not when they die of 'natural causes' in your water-pit.

[umiman]

If you put and keep them in the oubliette it wont.

the kinslayer is for when you kill them, not when they die of 'natural causes' in your water-pit.

Not a good idea vs the spawn of Satan. Not only are they extremely unlikely to die from natural causes other than old age (they actually regrow limbs and shit like that), but their daddy will always bust them out of prison.

[Teneb]

If you put and keep them in the oubliette it wont.

the kinslayer is for when you kill them, not when they die of 'natural causes' in your water-pit.

Not a good idea vs the spawn of Satan. Not only are they extremely unlikely to die from natural causes other than old age (they actually regrow limbs and shit like that), but their daddy will always bust them out of prison.

Best tactic I can think of is imprison, immediately pause and execute before Stan can save his spawn.

Or, you know, shrug and embrace Stanism.

[EnigmaticHat]

If you put and keep them in the oubliette it wont.

the kinslayer is for when you kill them, not when they die of 'natural causes' in your water-pit.

...does anyone know if that's how it worked in real life?  Did anything like that ever happen?