A few years has passed since what I posted last.
In around 10 years, I changed rulers three times. The original guy died in glorious battle against Tibet. Then all my forces routed for about a year and I disbanded everything. My hope was Tibet would focus on recapturing their lands then going off to put out the myriad of rebellions and their failed holy war. That's precisely what they did, so my new ruler came back with replenished troops, debts repaid, and swept through the lands in a blitzkreig.
He led the charge personally, and for his efforts he lost his face, his hand, and another hand later in battle. In trying to treat him, he gained an infection and became insane. Somehow he survived all this, and went on to complete a study on the universe (while still leading the battle from the front) to become known as "the Scholar". He finished the campaign and left victorious, if many kilograms lighter. Also insane.
Then there was a bandit event and he went to deal with it himself. This completely failed and he ended up surrounded by bandits. His only option, I shit you not, was "INITIATE A DANCE OFF" because he was a lunatic.
It didn't work and he died.
So now I'm his 9 year old son. Zheng Zhengyi III (I'm making good use of that 'name after father' button). Putting out rebellions left and right. I've been roleplaying as an Imperial Han after all, so I gave all my land to every single relative I could find. This... isn't very wise and now I'm reaping the results. When I thought stuff was finally under control, I tried to launch a new Southern campaign only to find out apparently a peace deal with China doesn't mean jack shit. China is invading me again.
I tried to do a repeat of the miracle we had back in my... uhh.... great great grandfather's day where we beat them 6k men to 12k. It didn't work. I had 10k and lost. Probably because my generals this time were fat and lazy as opposed to being loaned Chinese super generals.
Halp.