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Author Topic: Crusader Kings 2 is released.  (Read 2092679 times)

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11115 on: October 09, 2016, 01:00:24 pm »

It's a joke from the various subreddits.

Because names get placed weird. And we have to fix it somehow.

Double post! Yay.

You know how border gore usually gets better?

It didn't.


Ugliest borders I've ever seen.

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it will only get worse my friend. it will only get worse.

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11116 on: October 10, 2016, 01:31:48 am »


Names in CAPITALS indicate major players, at least within their region, Normal capitalisation indicates either minor players or odd overseas holdings.
Spoiler: European major powers (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: African major powers (click to show/hide)

I can't be fucked typing the others up right now, but i'll do so if people wish.

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« Reply #11117 on: October 10, 2016, 08:50:13 am »

That was neat. You're better at making things sound interesting. Having more would be pretty nice.

On the other hand, here's more Ck2 Border Gore.

Apparently the game crashed about seventy ish years in overnight. But there's a lot of stuff that's changed. It's... Interesting.

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« Reply #11118 on: October 11, 2016, 07:43:34 am »

Hate to double post again, but I made a promise damnit. Also, this may be the last part.

Let me know if you think the same.

Not much wit. Too tired and pretty boring anyway. Seems the game trended towards the Vikings kicking ass after I left them with Ireland, Scotland, and Cumberland(?). Have no idea if they just do that if they end up surviving to reformation anyway. Dunno.

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« Reply #11119 on: October 11, 2016, 09:39:24 am »

My first ruler had five ridiculously talented children (all stats >18) commit suicide. All heirs. Ugh.
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« Reply #11120 on: October 11, 2016, 09:58:45 am »

I could've sworn they only kill themselves if they're landed. Did they change how that works?

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« Reply #11121 on: October 11, 2016, 10:15:29 am »

I could've sworn they only kill themselves if they're landed. Did they change how that works?

Two shieldmaidens, two returned from the Varangian Guard, and one badass steward.

EDIT: Again, all stats >18. Each one had at least one above 22.

EDIT: CK2+, all unlanded.
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« Reply #11122 on: October 11, 2016, 10:14:40 pm »

Hate to double post again, but I made a promise damnit. Also, this may be the last part.

Let me know if you think the same.

Not much wit. Too tired and pretty boring anyway. Seems the game trended towards the Vikings kicking ass after I left them with Ireland, Scotland, and Cumberland(?). Have no idea if they just do that if they end up surviving to reformation anyway. Dunno.

Sir, this is a family friendly board. I am reporting that link to the mods. My dad works at Bay 12 and he can get you banned, kiddo.

But seriously, that is one ugly map.
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« Reply #11123 on: October 11, 2016, 10:22:29 pm »

with CK2+, my family literally cannot stop getting depressed and committing suicide... Maybe it's a bug?
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« Reply #11124 on: October 12, 2016, 02:01:15 am »

Maybe it is working as intended if they are Slavs or Finns. :P
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« Reply #11125 on: October 12, 2016, 02:38:39 am »

Maybe it is working as intended if they are Slavs or Finns. :P

Do Norse count???
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« Reply #11126 on: October 12, 2016, 07:34:46 am »

Hate to double post again, but I made a promise damnit. Also, this may be the last part.

Let me know if you think the same.

Not much wit. Too tired and pretty boring anyway. Seems the game trended towards the Vikings kicking ass after I left them with Ireland, Scotland, and Cumberland(?). Have no idea if they just do that if they end up surviving to reformation anyway. Dunno.

Sir, this is a family friendly board. I am reporting that link to the mods. My dad works at Bay 12 and he can get you banned, kiddo.

But seriously, that is one ugly map.

I know. It's just that it should trend towards order shouldn't it? :P

I mean. I've never left a game going this long in observer mode. Maybe Ck2 doesn't have order arise from chaos :P

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11127 on: October 12, 2016, 08:55:41 am »

Hate to double post again, but I made a promise damnit. Also, this may be the last part.

Let me know if you think the same.

Not much wit. Too tired and pretty boring anyway. Seems the game trended towards the Vikings kicking ass after I left them with Ireland, Scotland, and Cumberland(?). Have no idea if they just do that if they end up surviving to reformation anyway. Dunno.

Sir, this is a family friendly board. I am reporting that link to the mods. My dad works at Bay 12 and he can get you banned, kiddo.

But seriously, that is one ugly map.

I know. It's just that it should trend towards order shouldn't it? :P

I mean. I've never left a game going this long in observer mode. Maybe Ck2 doesn't have order arise from chaos :P

You were using CK2+ right?  If so, here's a horrifying thought: I remember reading the mod apparently reduces border gore.
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« Reply #11128 on: October 12, 2016, 09:34:34 am »

Yeah. I use Ck2+ nowadays because vanilla ck2 is kinda boring. Runs a bit worse but on speed three it's still enjoyable. I'd try HIP, but it runs like shit.

If it does, I see none of that here :P

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« Reply #11129 on: October 12, 2016, 10:49:19 am »

Haven't heard of the 'Name Placement' CB.  What is it?
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