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Author Topic: Crusader Kings 2 is released.  (Read 2121546 times)

Cruxador

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #10785 on: August 27, 2016, 10:53:07 am »

ROLLING THE THREAD BACK ON IT'S TRACKS.
I am amazed, Paradox have finally come through with the performance improvement promises. I can actually play this game on my piece of shit computer now.
Hell yeah! Time to load it up with even more bloated and awkwardly coded mods!
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umiman

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« Reply #10786 on: August 27, 2016, 10:45:11 pm »

So I grabbed the DLC.

>Playing some nomads.
>Wrecking shit, because nomads are OP.
>Get stomach cramps.
>Severe pain.
>Vomiting.
>Physician: "You got cancer, mate."
>Doc makes me drink jugs of breast milk. Doesn't do anything.
>Doc rubs my tummy and gives me +1 health.
>Symptoms come back. Game says I have cancer.
>Ask doc for help.
>Doc says you want experimental treatment or normal treatment?
>I choose experimental because it's bloody cancer!
>He removes my eye.
>It works.
>No more cancer.


I think my doctor is Jesus.

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Edit: My character is on an immortality quest now.

Edit edit: Quite a few bugs with the DLC, as usual with Paradox stuff.

Most notable is that councillor events fire crazy often right now. We're talking hundreds / thousands of gold per year if you use the raise taxes thing. This applies to all of them, so endless tech, improved relations, etc.

Also I think diseases are way too OP right now too. Everyone just dies nonstop.

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Holy shit:

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #10787 on: August 28, 2016, 12:13:31 am »

How does one deal with religious uprisings early on?
The game I started the other day had several fraticelli uprisings in very quick successsion (5 or 6 in maybe 20 years) all over ireland, each with 1500 or more soldiers in it. Even every single chief in ireland combined would have had problems to field that many soldiers, for a single chief that was total overkill.
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A noble just suffered a genuine unfortunate accident.
Has that ever happened before?

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« Reply #10788 on: August 28, 2016, 02:08:37 am »

I think that's because Catholicism has low moral authority, you should check the number.
And aside from mercenaries, which you probably can't afford, well. You better start converting.
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Ah, the spoils of pasting one self's face onto women's bodies...

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #10789 on: August 28, 2016, 09:22:37 am »

Yehp, religious rebellions are a pain. /obvious
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umiman

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« Reply #10790 on: August 28, 2016, 03:35:13 pm »

My immortal Khagan is now almost worthless.

He's immortal, but his stats are pretty crap and now he's infirm and suffers from phantom pain because another doctor tried to make his eyehole less painful.

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #10791 on: August 28, 2016, 06:35:40 pm »

Re: Immortality

Holy crap, I may start playing this again.
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umiman

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #10792 on: August 28, 2016, 06:38:09 pm »

And now this immortal khagan, with only one eye, phantom pain, and infirm, lost his other eye due to his kid throwing a stone at him.

He's getting even more and more worthless.

Kot

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #10793 on: August 28, 2016, 07:11:54 pm »

Immortality is a curse.
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« Reply #10794 on: August 28, 2016, 07:15:34 pm »

And now this immortal khagan, with only one eye, phantom pain, and infirm, lost his other eye due to his kid throwing a stone at him.

He's getting even more and more worthless.
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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #10795 on: August 28, 2016, 07:22:43 pm »

Fulton an genius beautiful foreign princess and then rape marry her.
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umiman

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #10796 on: August 28, 2016, 08:45:24 pm »

He doesn't reaaaaally look like Big Boss sadly.

This is the poor sap:

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« Reply #10797 on: August 28, 2016, 08:46:18 pm »

Clearly you need to seek to become possessed and get that Devil Magic Healing.
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umiman

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« Reply #10798 on: August 28, 2016, 08:50:27 pm »

Clearly you need to seek to become possessed and get that Devil Magic Healing.
Does... does that work? I was thinking of becoming lunatic just for the heck of it.

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« Reply #10799 on: August 28, 2016, 09:04:31 pm »

I...think? I've seen triggers that say you can only heal syphilis if you have possessed, and I know that some of the possessed events are actually supernatural, so maybe? Either that or you have to be the actual devil child to get healing.

There's also a 1 in 5000 chance to spontaneously heal Maimed.
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