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Author Topic: Crusader Kings 2 is released.  (Read 2092426 times)

Sirbug

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #9945 on: March 17, 2016, 03:39:30 pm »

Makes sense, but it's not mine. It's my Uncle's. He's one of the kings in my empire.
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« Reply #9946 on: March 17, 2016, 04:14:59 pm »

So... Uh. Umi. If the point was to highlight the heir and ignore your current character... Why not just open the heirs window and screenshot that? That way you'd include the awesome stats as well.
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« Reply #9947 on: March 17, 2016, 04:23:17 pm »

So... Uh. Umi. If the point was to highlight the heir and ignore your current character... Why not just open the heirs window and screenshot that? That way you'd include the awesome stats as well.
I'll let you think about it. :P

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« Reply #9948 on: March 17, 2016, 04:25:45 pm »

Funny. Somehow my plot triggered two murder events at once. So poor guy got poisoned and then thrown off the cliff in a carriage. Nobody suspects a thing.
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« Reply #9949 on: March 17, 2016, 06:16:42 pm »

That happens when your plot has a low enough MTTH. Sometimes the second one happens after they die and it says it's you who's about to die instead (but you don't really).

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« Reply #9950 on: March 17, 2016, 07:31:26 pm »

A game I started tonight as Venice in the CM start is going... oddly. Not for Venice itself, but for Francia and Lombardy (also Avaria and the Magyars I guess?). Why?

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It's incredibly early and I've never seen the AI expand like that.
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« Reply #9951 on: March 17, 2016, 07:33:31 pm »

That's what... 40 years of game time?

Or only 20? :o
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« Reply #9952 on: March 17, 2016, 07:37:49 pm »

That's what... 40 years of game time?

Or only 20? :o
17, actually.
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« Reply #9953 on: March 17, 2016, 07:40:37 pm »

That's quite impressive.

Do you know if the... Saxon revolt thing (I think it's a doomstack with a named dude) has triggered yet?
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« Reply #9954 on: March 17, 2016, 10:30:24 pm »

A game I started tonight as Venice in the CM start is going... oddly. Not for Venice itself, but for Francia and Lombardy (also Avaria and the Magyars I guess?). Why?

Spoiler: Well... (click to show/hide)

It's incredibly early and I've never seen the AI expand like that.

I've seen Lombardy invade northern Africa time and again in my games, sometimes quite early. Avaria and the Magyars are very interesting though (I suppose the former took advantage of Byzantine revolts while the latter decided they wanted to be Wallachia?). Your Francia's rather impressive, as Charlemagne often doesn't achieve anything of note when I play; heck, seems he's more prone to losing land to the Moors than he is to gaining it.

Well fucking great.

My Zoroastrian game has ended ... And in addition to that, had the Abbassids broken up this game like they usually do now, I could have so fucking easily done it. But again, no. No, since I was a vassal they were super fucking stable. Why? Because why the fuck not?

Perhaps it's time for you to overcome the odds and screw the Abbasids as a Zunist PRAISE THE SUN?
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« Reply #9955 on: March 18, 2016, 01:40:22 pm »

Oh, this is great. My character dropped dead, his heir was underaged and instantly got killed, and I got hit by gravelking between two sisters.

During traditional celebration of succession by means of rebellion, jerks from Rus snatched a province from me. Croatia still doesn't want to be my Vassal, even though absolutely nobody else could save them from total annihilation. And I'm sitting out crusade in anticipation of the next rebellion.

But it could be worse. At least I had good sense in marry my eldest daughter matrileary.
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« Reply #9956 on: March 18, 2016, 01:50:56 pm »

Oh, this is great. My character dropped dead, his heir was underaged and instantly got killed, and I got hit by gravelking between two sisters.

During traditional celebration of succession by means of rebellion, jerks from Rus snatched a province from me. Croatia still doesn't want to be my Vassal, even though absolutely nobody else could save them from total annihilation. And I'm sitting out crusade in anticipation of the next rebellion.

But it could be worse. At least I had good sense in marry my eldest daughter matrileary.
Sounds like you're having fun.
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« Reply #9957 on: March 18, 2016, 01:52:40 pm »

Oh, this is great. My character dropped dead, his heir was underaged and instantly got killed, and I got hit by gravelking between two sisters.

During traditional celebration of succession by means of rebellion, jerks from Rus snatched a province from me. Croatia still doesn't want to be my Vassal, even though absolutely nobody else could save them from total annihilation. And I'm sitting out crusade in anticipation of the next rebellion.

But it could be worse. At least I had good sense in marry my eldest daughter matrileary.
It can always be worse, one of those rebels could be wearing a suit of armour like that of Henry VIII
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« Reply #9958 on: March 18, 2016, 01:59:54 pm »

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« Reply #9959 on: March 18, 2016, 02:02:09 pm »

Oh, this is great. My character dropped dead, his heir was underaged and instantly got killed, and I got hit by gravelking between two sisters.

During traditional celebration of succession by means of rebellion, jerks from Rus snatched a province from me. Croatia still doesn't want to be my Vassal, even though absolutely nobody else could save them from total annihilation. And I'm sitting out crusade in anticipation of the next rebellion.

But it could be worse. At least I had good sense in marry my eldest daughter matrileary.
It can always be worse, one of those rebels could be wearing a suit of armour like that of Henry VIII
Spoiler: It is terrifying (click to show/hide)
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