By the time you're done, I wonder what fraction of Westeros will be Serb.
I just noticed, none of the provinces have changed culture outside of Aztec invasion. I looked it up, the culture conversion events were removed entirely from the mod to keep culture static, as otherwise many of the small cultures like the hill clansmen would be wiped out fairly quickly (alongside their respective events). I may have to add some shit to rectify that.
You could try After the End next. It's neat.
Either this or the warhammer mod would be great, and both mods are pretty well developed.
Miroslavs immigrating to post-apoc America sounds fun, but so does beating the crap out of elves
Shouldn't they be some kind of chaos monster at this point?
Miroslav everchosen needs to be a thing. Probably shouldn't start as chaos though, would be too fast.
If I did the warhammer mod, I'd love to choose Dorfs but can't because Dorfs are not human. So it'd have to be Bretonnian, since I love the idea of the Warhammer world suddenly finding that their French Knights abusing the peasants have been replaced with Serbian Gusars abusing the peasants. And then when the Elves try to control the Bretonnians with their holy lady crap, the Serbs begin removing Elves from the premises
I think the Serbs may honestly at this point be responsible for more deaths than the genocidal frost demons.
Oh my god, Loud Whispers. You've literally fucked a zombie ice lord after spending a decade crusading your way across eastern Westeros, setting most of it on fire and executing the rest. Last I saw, the Night's Watch had fled north into the heart of Winter, in order to escape the southwards wrath of the aforementioned incarnation of death and snow.
How the shitting hell did you do this within three generations of landing on Westeros?
Fucking sigged
It's a long story, but to make things short:
- Lots of nobles died in the chaos of the clash of Kings
- Lots of bankrupt nobles couldn't pay back their loans to the Iron Bank
- Iron bank gave Serbs money in exchange for tax collections
- This didn't always work out well for everyone
- The Miroslav family needed the winter to continue, just in order to survive (harsh winter kills off numerically superior armies)
- Miroslavs did everything they could to help White Walkers break through the wall and tie up the Iron Throne's resources
- Danaerys being a miserable failure unleashed her dragons upon the world, and the Serbs hatched their own dragon
- Anything the Miroslavs couldn't hold they destroyed
- Unleashing the White Walkers was a bad idea long term, White Walkers begin attacking Serbs
- White Walkers begin assaulting Miroslavs, Miroslavs begin sexually assaulting White Walkers
- Dragons begin heating things up
And then the new age began. The apocalypse! More on that tomorrow
Also of note, is that in 3 generations on my Baratheon run I had 500,000 soldiers fighting for Queen Megga, maybe things go faster in Westeros?
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I'm almost tempted to report this on the mod's bug listing, just so we can look forward to the patch entry "Can no longer give foul abominations from beyond the Wall a good tumble." But then I think of how much funnier it is to leave this sort of thing in. ^_^
I don't think they expected a homosexual Serbian warlord to both be able to and to
want to bugger the zombie ice lords