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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #7800 on: June 06, 2015, 05:21:26 pm »

That's also a lot of gold.
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« Reply #7801 on: June 06, 2015, 05:31:00 pm »

The Queen of England banged two popes, one antipope, around seven kings, two emperors and then got the title "Holy". Maybe they meant "Who(l/r)y".

Screw enough popes and the holyness rubs off on you.
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« Reply #7802 on: June 06, 2015, 05:39:43 pm »

The Queen of England banged two popes, one antipope, around seven kings, two emperors and then got the title "Holy". Maybe they meant "Who(l/r)y".
Screw enough popes and the holyness rubs off on you.
It has been known by the scientific community for quite some time that Popes emit a particular type of radiation, often called holyness. Prolonged exposure to it can cause various effects, including, but not limited to, a deep respect and fondness for religious figures.
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« Reply #7803 on: June 06, 2015, 05:40:15 pm »

A massive empire plus +30% levy size plus huge retinue. Plus everything. EVERYTHING. Everyone in the realm who owns land has 20 martial?
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« Reply #7804 on: June 06, 2015, 06:08:03 pm »

It's also 793. No fucking way is that legit.

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« Reply #7805 on: June 06, 2015, 06:32:12 pm »

The Poles have discovered a glitch in the matrix which has allowed them to into the Holy Roman space

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« Reply #7806 on: June 06, 2015, 06:37:12 pm »

The Poles have discovered a glitch in the matrix which has allowed them to into the Holy Roman space

Someone make this a Polanball right now.
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« Reply #7807 on: June 07, 2015, 10:58:32 am »

Yeah, that's just ridiculous. Some sort of Tribal stuff, maybe? I have a hard time fielding even 100K with a large empire...
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« Reply #7808 on: June 07, 2015, 11:18:48 am »

Yeah, that's just ridiculous. Some sort of Tribal stuff, maybe? I have a hard time fielding even 100K with a large empire...

IIRC, tribal multipliers are applied after every other multiplier. Therefore multiplying, lets say, 1500 into 2250.

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« Reply #7809 on: June 07, 2015, 11:22:05 am »

Even so, that's ridiculous for someone who isn't Emperor of Half The World.

I say modding.
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« Reply #7810 on: June 07, 2015, 01:56:55 pm »

Greatest Waagh ever couldn't be asked to wait out a Dwarven siege.
Is that generally a thing WAAGHs do, besieging? I would expect Orcs (orks?) to be more an fort-assault kind of crowd.
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« Reply #7811 on: June 07, 2015, 02:46:59 pm »

I'm thinking that Polish horde could be some kind of holy warrior/raiding party event gone haywire and firing a crapton of times without an expiration timer?
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« Reply #7812 on: June 07, 2015, 03:21:53 pm »

I'm thinking that Polish horde could be some kind of holy warrior/raiding party event gone haywire and firing a crapton of times without an expiration timer?
It certainly could be, CKII is full of things sticking where they shouldn't. For example, if you can entice a liberation revolt, crush it down below siege capacity, and then leave it, you will have an effectively permanent +50 with all vassals.
Greatest Waagh ever couldn't be asked to wait out a Dwarven siege.
Is that generally a thing WAAGHs do, besieging? I would expect Orcs (orks?) to be more an fort-assault kind of crowd.
Orcs are, as a rule, not very patient, but one of the few things that will get their (relative) cooperation is a credible promise of good fighting later. Warhammer Fantasy also has the Black Orcs, which are analogous to Stormboyz in that they are mildly (very, very mildly) ordered and do most of the logistics work.
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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #7813 on: June 07, 2015, 03:45:17 pm »

Greatest Waagh ever couldn't be asked to wait out a Dwarven siege.
Is that generally a thing WAAGHs do, besieging? I would expect Orcs (orks?) to be more an fort-assault kind of crowd.
Nah they don't normally besiege. They were chasing the Dwarven slayers all the way up to their Dorf Fort, and the Slayers just closed their gates and basically waited for the Orcs to lose their patience and realize the Slayers weren't coming out to fight them. At which point they moved on to raid someone else.

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« Reply #7814 on: June 07, 2015, 03:48:53 pm »

As I understand it, Dwarves will be basically sally forth to meet greenskins head on unless the horde is massive, and even then they still sometimes will.
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