My last session went like that, more or less:
"okay, new character. Shit, he's already 49. Damn. Thankfully his son is only 19. Time to do the real work on vassals since they already forgot the MASSIVE boni dad had as he gave them huge swathes of land when he founded the empire."
"ladida dida holy warring the slavics"
"Oh hey, my truce with the kid emperor of byzantium must be gone now, let's see if I can stomp him again"
"16k men? I can take that. Let's look at the casus belli. Claim the...? Who? ME? ... Oh that's right, my mother had a claim, and I inherited it. Well let's press it then!"
*DJIHAD FOR ANATOLIA*
"Another one? That's, what, the fourth in a century? Wait, anatolia? That's mine isn't it?" (I invaded it 5 years ago with my previous character)
*this is a formal declaration of WAR!*
"YOU PIECE OF SH*T"
So yeah, the abassid whatever dynasty replaced the abassid declared a djihad on my face. They have 32k men, and since I ended my session on the very day of the declaration of war, that doesn't include anyone else. There is only really one muslim kingdom close enough to participate (who was fought to a draw by one of my vassals anyway), plus a holy order. They should reach 40k but probably not much more.
Meanwhile, I can muster about 40k, plus the 5k of the holy order, plus whatever Hungary and Rus can send, maybe another 10k.
This should prove interesting.
Since the travel times in targarya Tartaria are awful, they will have plenty of time to suffer tons of attrition and siege damage.
Also I have yet to raise levies, so maybe I could declare my war on the byzantine, just to piss off the not!abassid with 16k of christians.
In any case, the lords of the steppes will not bow to the southern sandcrawlers! WE ARE THE HORSELORDS AND THIS LAND IS OURS
(I am pretty pissed about the whole deal, yeah)