EDITAGAIN: Well at least now I have independence. Mercenaries are EPIC while at count levels
Yeah they are.
Unfortunately not epic enough.
So I war'd for independence, got that. Then a bit down the line my ruler died and I switched to his son, which is cool because his stats were pretty good, a few years of regency, but most people liked him well enough it wasn't much of an issue.
Then I war'd up my former liege again, taking Latgale and fully usurping his duchy, meanwhile my next door neighbors of Holmsgarde blobbed like fucking playdough and became the kingdom of Gardiki. Terrible name, huge tracts of land. So I diplomacied them into worshipping the ground under my feet all thanks to my er....wow I totally forgot what the diplomacy guys name is...oh well he was briefly my regent, but yeah he pretty much gave me the "they like you better" event twice a week.
Anyway, after that I was going to try and take Livonia, but unfortunately I married a daughter off to the Cumanians or whatever and they sent me a call to arms which I accepted stupidly.
Next thing I know I'm helping THEM take Livonia. Fuck.
Afterward I took one of the lands from the Kylianstupidnamemcstupiddickswithlongotherlanguagenames and then used some of my merc funds to make myself into a proper duchy. The Duchy of Polymania or whatever fuck it.
After THAT I got cocky with all my victories and tried for some territory owned by Lithuanians. NOPE. I had more troops, they still won. I hired mercenaries, they still won. And then they charged me 80 gold and I was in debt.
So what happens? FUCKING PEASANTS.
Fucking peasant revolt up in Latgale while I'm totally beaten and have about 20 guys left in the entire realm, and no cash for mercs.
A 2000 strong peasant revolt no less. Dammit the Lithuanians didn't have that many dudes. WHERE WERE YOU ASSHOLES WHEN I NEEDED YOU?
So yeah, long story short, Latgale is now owned by a dude who permanently hates my guts, and all my allies, including Livonia/Cumania and the big-ass kingdom of Gardiki also hate my guts because I told them I couldn't help them out in THEIR wars, due to not having anyone to send.
And then my ruler died.
BACK TO THE REGENCY