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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #1575 on: July 14, 2012, 03:21:50 pm »

Holy crap, Germany is declaring independence from the HRE in my game.

The HRE is screwed!
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« Reply #1576 on: July 14, 2012, 03:27:39 pm »

Wait, what? How did Germany even form?
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« Reply #1577 on: July 14, 2012, 04:07:33 pm »

I'm pretty sure the Emperor starts with the Kingdom of Germany. At least in CK2+. The emperor then somehow lost the title. Which isn't too surprising because he's in Italy. Then someone else got it, and declared independence.

Looking at it closer, it appears that Germany is elective, so I assume the vassals of Germany didn't like the HRE heir a whole lot and voted for a different leader, thus causing the HRE to lose direct control over Germany.

By the way, Germany won. The HRE but fragments of it's former glory now.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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« Reply #1578 on: July 14, 2012, 07:21:54 pm »

Just got the game thanks to the steam summer sale. Anyone have a recommendation for a good beginners starting point? I tried jumping in to one of the bigger dynasties and found I don't quite have a head for the game just yet.
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« Reply #1579 on: July 14, 2012, 07:25:51 pm »

Irish Count. One of the best newb starts.
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« Reply #1580 on: July 14, 2012, 07:55:47 pm »

By the way, Germany won. The HRE but fragments of it's former glory now.

Screenshots plx. I really like to look at maps.
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« Reply #1581 on: July 14, 2012, 09:19:55 pm »

This is some time after Germany separated.

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Also notice Norway in England. Funny story, that:

Norway won England, then Scotland won Norway, leading to Norway becoming England. Then they took back Norway and now that's their primary title again.

Also of note: The Jewish turks in Doganin north of the Caspian sea haven't been eaten yet.

And: Jerusalem is Muslim after a Jihad.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2012, 09:22:56 pm by Tarran »
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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« Reply #1582 on: July 15, 2012, 05:01:29 am »

So I heard you guys like maps?

I was continuing my Broken Kingdoms game until year 1400 or so. I was slowly building the Holy Roman Empire. Emphasis being slowly. I needed at least another 40 more provinces before the option to even get the HRE would present itself. But during this whole time I was randomly marrying off all my hundreds of relatives to every important person I could find.

After awhile I wondered what the extent of my marriages were, so I checked the dynasty mapmode... here's the results:

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Basically my family (House Salian) owns everything except the Muslims, Scotland, and France. And the Orthodox Golden Horde. I bet if I actually went and checked, there would be a craptonne of characters with inbred traits too.

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« Reply #1583 on: July 15, 2012, 05:22:17 am »

"Muslim Vikings"? Wut.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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« Reply #1584 on: July 15, 2012, 05:50:23 am »

Yeah, shit gets weird after 400 years of Broken-Kingdoms-Every-Lord-For-Himself.

For example, I wouldn't be able to tell you why or how exactly the Kingdom of Italy was formed out of the 4 Welsh provinces. Or why my 100% German family somehow ended up having only Middle Eastern children, where every single person in the family now uses Middle Eastern portraits. Or why the head of Orthodoxy is a Mongol.

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« Reply #1585 on: July 15, 2012, 06:10:59 am »

Or why the head of Orthodoxy is a Mongol.
Obviously it's because no one would dare question him for fear of becoming a pincushion.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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« Reply #1586 on: July 15, 2012, 07:51:14 am »

I just conquered Poland, with a Papal Invasion Casus Belli. "So what?", you might say. "What's so special about that?" Well, this invasion was special in all the right ways.

I started out as the House Nakonid of Lübeck, an independent count, for those of you who are not familiar with it, wedged between the HRE, Denmark, and the relatively powerful heathen Duke of Mecklenburg. Of Pommeranian and Slavic heritage, I immediately sought safety under the rule of my Polish cousins (figuratively speaking). With their help I pressed my paternal claim on Mecklenburg Duchy and won, only to find myself with a bunch of heathen counts, one or which is much more powerful than me, constantly plotting and causing problems for me, keeping my manpower drained. Well, I had time to deal with them before I moved on, I thought, and began to fortify my position. Then disaster struck. My character died, murdered on orders of his step mother, and the title passed to the half-grown daughter. Then, in the middle of yet another war with the heathen House Wizlavid, my spymaster tells me that the King of Poland, my dear friend, comrade at arms and teacher of my young brother, is plotting to revoke the county of Lübeck. I couldn't dissuade him, and I definitely could not win a war against him, but I definitely couldn't stand losing my main province and seat of power. So there was only one thing to do, I started plotting an escape route.

When the the demand of revocation finally came, I was ready. I turned it down, then immediately dispatched messengers to the Kaiser, hoping desperately that they would reach him before my own liege got the news. And to my fortune, they did. Before a formal declaration of war could be issued by the Polish King, I snatched myself out of his grip and declared my alliegance to the German Emperor, my de jure liege, and the Polack could do nothing but stand by in angry shame as I subverted both his power and plot.

The years went by. Neither of us forgot the other's betrayal as we raced to conquer the remaining pagans, he waiting for a chance to retake our lands, and I waiting for a chance for revenge and redemption. Eventually he died, but my grudge against him and his family. I had his daughter, now Queen, excommunicated. I watched as her countrymen rose up against her heretical rule, tearing her country it's seams, but t was not enough. So I petitioned the Pope yet again, giving my a glorious and holy Reason to exact my final revenge. And when the time was right, as she was trapped between two revolting vassals, I launched my invasion.

All her base are now belong to me. The Nakonids have taken everything from those who tried to take everything from us. Her line will die with her. I have avenged myself, and with a vengeance. This is the most glorious and noble of moments.


...Wait, what's that, Chancellor? You say the ex-Queen's cousin has just started a war for her claim on the throne?

...Damn blood feuds...
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« Reply #1587 on: July 15, 2012, 07:57:22 am »

This game is just so fun. The Il - Khanate owns the Kingdom of Sweden, I own Wales, most of Ireland, and large chunks of France, Sicily is in Scotland (but not in Sicily), The English King is from a German Dynasty but is Italian, almost all of my lands and Courtiers are Frankish. Crazy!  :D
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« Reply #1588 on: July 15, 2012, 08:15:08 am »

.....

I think it's kinda funny how I see all that as a series of mouse clicks on a screen. :P

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« Reply #1589 on: July 15, 2012, 10:28:13 am »

My first serious game, I've managed to become king of ireland and suddenly all 8 of my sons die. 4 during crusades, 4 in the years after.

And I have no heirs.


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