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Author Topic: Crusader Kings 2 is released.  (Read 2112906 times)

Sirbug

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #10065 on: March 22, 2016, 06:36:16 am »
History is coming to the end and Poland still exists. And it pisses me off. What an eyesore.

Diplomacy runs crazy - all my kings are having claims on each others. Enemy armies run into my vassals' troops that march to engage my other vassals. Six centuries later future historians would go mad trying to figure who fought whom over what XV century Carpathia.
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Quote from: NullForceOmega on April 16, 2015, 11:29:06 am
Cool, but wouldn't this likely lead to tongues having a '[SPEACH]' tag, and thus via necromancy we would have nearly unkillable reanimated tongues following necromancers spamming 'it is sad but not unexpected'?

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« Reply #10066 on: March 22, 2016, 08:44:09 am »
So, uhm, is it 33 traitors or something?

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Quote from: NullForceOmega on April 16, 2015, 11:29:06 am
Cool, but wouldn't this likely lead to tongues having a '[SPEACH]' tag, and thus via necromancy we would have nearly unkillable reanimated tongues following necromancers spamming 'it is sad but not unexpected'?

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« Reply #10067 on: March 22, 2016, 08:50:59 am »
They're ghost knights, sworn to protect their castle even after death.
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« Reply #10068 on: March 22, 2016, 09:02:25 am »
This explains why they were unkillable on assault.

Damn it, my scheme to assist excommunicated claimant to take Poland then take it from him failed. Why couldn't he stick his army with mine?
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Quote from: NullForceOmega on April 16, 2015, 11:29:06 am
Cool, but wouldn't this likely lead to tongues having a '[SPEACH]' tag, and thus via necromancy we would have nearly unkillable reanimated tongues following necromancers spamming 'it is sad but not unexpected'?

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« Reply #10069 on: March 22, 2016, 09:15:35 am »
Quote from: scriver on March 22, 2016, 08:50:59 am
They're ghost knights, sworn to protect their castle even after death.
Well, we do have this legend about sleeping knights under Giewont mountain, sworn to come out in time of dire need and save Poland. And then conquer everyone else, so everyone is Poland.
Seriously, man, watch out, because comeback is real.
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« Reply #10070 on: March 22, 2016, 09:21:14 am »
Quote from: Kot on March 22, 2016, 09:15:35 am
Quote from: scriver on March 22, 2016, 08:50:59 am
They're ghost knights, sworn to protect their castle even after death.
Well, we do have this legend about sleeping knights under Giewont mountain, sworn to come out in time of dire need and save Poland. And then conquer everyone else, so everyone is Poland.
Seriously, man, watch out, because comeback is real.

This implies that in the future, Poland will have something even worse than WWII where they really need those ghost knights.
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« Reply #10071 on: March 22, 2016, 09:22:08 am »
Quote from: Kot on March 22, 2016, 09:15:35 am
Quote from: scriver on March 22, 2016, 08:50:59 am
They're ghost knights, sworn to protect their castle even after death.
Well, we do have this legend about sleeping knights under Giewont mountain, sworn to come out in time of dire need and save Poland. And then conquer everyone else, so everyone is Poland.
Seriously, man, watch out, because comeback is real.
Where were they in WW2?

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« Reply #10072 on: March 22, 2016, 09:35:08 am »
We killed them by ourselves.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 10, 2016, 06:13:50 am
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« Reply #10073 on: March 22, 2016, 10:16:32 am »
Quote from: LordBrassroast on March 22, 2016, 09:21:14 am
Quote from: Kot on March 22, 2016, 09:15:35 am
Quote from: scriver on March 22, 2016, 08:50:59 am
They're ghost knights, sworn to protect their castle even after death.
Well, we do have this legend about sleeping knights under Giewont mountain, sworn to come out in time of dire need and save Poland. And then conquer everyone else, so everyone is Poland.
Seriously, man, watch out, because comeback is real.

This implies that in the future, Poland will have something even worse than WWII where they really need those ghost knights.

Yeah, the USSR....

I don't see any Soviets around anymore.
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« Reply #10074 on: March 22, 2016, 10:23:43 am »
Holy Lollard Empire. Worse then Mongol hordes.
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Quote from: NullForceOmega on April 16, 2015, 11:29:06 am
Cool, but wouldn't this likely lead to tongues having a '[SPEACH]' tag, and thus via necromancy we would have nearly unkillable reanimated tongues following necromancers spamming 'it is sad but not unexpected'?

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« Reply #10075 on: March 22, 2016, 10:34:59 am »
Oh god, so a HRE that gets Holy War CB on everybody?
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« Reply #10076 on: March 22, 2016, 10:46:23 am »
Yup. I don't know what am I going to do if they decided to fight me. Considering I am the one near their border. I just hope the game will end sooner.
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Quote from: NullForceOmega on April 16, 2015, 11:29:06 am
Cool, but wouldn't this likely lead to tongues having a '[SPEACH]' tag, and thus via necromancy we would have nearly unkillable reanimated tongues following necromancers spamming 'it is sad but not unexpected'?

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« Reply #10077 on: March 22, 2016, 11:11:27 am »
The doc says: Get sick and die! (DD#2.)

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« Reply #10078 on: March 22, 2016, 12:29:44 pm »
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« Reply #10079 on: March 22, 2016, 12:48:23 pm »
Quote from: Teneb on March 22, 2016, 12:29:44 pm
Quote from: gimli on March 22, 2016, 11:11:27 am
The doc says: Get sick and die! (DD#2.)

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Nice, soooo....I suppose the chancellor will be replaced with the doge's horse pretty soon. :D

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