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Nikov

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SCANDAL!
« on: August 18, 2010, 02:57:29 pm »
My manager had someone sleeping in their bed. Annoyed, I checked to see just who would be so flagrantly violative of his personal space. It turns out... it was his lover!

WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY DWARVES! THEY'RE TURNING INTO ELVES!
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I should probably have my head checked, because I find myself in complete agreement with Nikov.

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Re: SCANDAL!
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2010, 03:11:19 pm »
...... either you aren't aware that lovers share a room, or this thread has no point whatsoever.
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Re: SCANDAL!
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2010, 03:15:08 pm »
She obviously needs to be thrown into the caverns. I hate it when I come home to find a woman in my bed.
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Re: SCANDAL!
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2010, 03:19:37 pm »
Quote from: existent on August 18, 2010, 03:11:19 pm
...... either you aren't aware that lovers share a room, or this thread has no point whatsoever.
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Re: SCANDAL!
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2010, 03:21:21 pm »
In dwarf fortress, a steamy romance involves an obsidian farm.
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Dorf3000

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Re: SCANDAL!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2010, 04:01:09 am »
Quote from: Flying Carcass on August 18, 2010, 03:21:21 pm
In dwarf fortress, a steamy romance involves an obsidian farm.

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I had a tigerman get elected mayor and he promptly mandated 3 bowls of cereal.

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Re: SCANDAL!
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2010, 03:33:26 pm »
I left the game unpaused while I took a shower the other day.  When I came back:

21 Dead Dorfs.
17 Wounded Dorfs (multiple compound fractures and worse).
Ten cell jail is completely full with others yet to be punished.
1 Fruitcake leather worker wandering aimlessly around the mayor's quarter while gibbering incoherently.

The message list wasn't long enough for me to see what happened and there was no siege or ambush of course as that would have paused the game. I did find one interesting tidbit...

The mayor committed disorderly conduct against a stray donkey (maybe this explains the leather worker with the shattered mind in the mayors bedroom). Sounds like they had one hell of a party.
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