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« Reply #135 on: August 30, 2010, 04:53:38 pm »

It's hard to figure out what is inappropriate when you're 10.
Are you trying to say that Josephus is 10 because he tried to play violin with his genitals? You must have met some cracked-out ten-year-olds in your day.
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« Reply #136 on: August 30, 2010, 04:54:12 pm »

I've played a guitar with my penis. It sounded terrible, and hurt like hell. It was hilarious to everyone around though.



"Of course it's calloused, I play bass with it."

Now, who were these people "around" when you were trying?  You have found the world's best and worse street act.
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« Reply #137 on: August 30, 2010, 04:54:45 pm »

Hey, what can I say. People will pay for anything.
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« Reply #138 on: August 30, 2010, 05:10:25 pm »

It's hard to figure out what is inappropriate when you're 10.
Are you trying to say that Josephus is 10 because he tried to play violin with his genitals? You must have met some cracked-out ten-year-olds in your day.
No, just that when you're 10 it's difficult to figure out what is inappropriate to post.
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« Reply #139 on: August 30, 2010, 05:11:14 pm »

Almost nothing is inappropriate here.
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« Reply #140 on: August 30, 2010, 05:11:58 pm »

Right I'm... off to do... some laundry... or something... *sneaks out of the topic*
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« Reply #141 on: August 30, 2010, 05:13:05 pm »

You have found the world's best and worse street act.
Is that one where they pay you to stop and go home?
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« Reply #142 on: August 30, 2010, 05:20:05 pm »

She was basically saying "I don't have a penis, but if I did, this is how much bigger mine would be".
I pride myself on having little, delicate, long-fingered hands.

Good for playing violin.

My hands are the same size as yours, albeit about twice as thick. I suck at violin. This could be because I have steaks on the ends of my wrists that I like to beat people with.
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« Reply #143 on: August 30, 2010, 05:25:29 pm »

Yeah, well mine reaches all the way from a to z on the keyboard!!!

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« Reply #144 on: August 30, 2010, 05:45:33 pm »

My hands are the same size as yours, albeit about twice as thick. I suck at violin. This could be because I have steaks on the ends of my wrists that I like to beat people with.

Yeah, it's the size + narrowness that makes playing violin easy.  With hands of your thickness... hnurgh.  That would be really, really hard.
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« Reply #145 on: August 30, 2010, 05:50:45 pm »

How does Charlie Daniels play fiddle so well then?  Sure having thick hands would be a problem, but that guy's got sausages for fingers.
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« Reply #146 on: August 30, 2010, 05:52:56 pm »

How does Charlie Daniels play fiddle so well then?  Sure having thick hands would be a problem, but that guy's got sausages for fingers.

No clue.  Probably uses his finger thickness to an advantage for double, triple-stops.

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« Reply #147 on: August 30, 2010, 06:08:22 pm »

Does anybody legitimately play the [expletive deleted] anymore?

I think [expletive deleted] are extinct.
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« Reply #148 on: August 30, 2010, 06:11:11 pm »

Does anybody legitimately play the *CENSORED BY THE BUREAU OF PROTECTION* anymore?

I think *CENSORED BY THE BUREAU OF PROTECTION* are extinct.
*BLAM!*
Anyone else want to talk about the forbidden instrument?!
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #149 on: August 30, 2010, 06:17:18 pm »

Shirley, don't you mean the Bureau?
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