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THE FINALS! WHO WILL WIN?

Missingno
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Arthur Dent
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Voting closed: August 19, 2010, 03:24:11 am


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Rolan7

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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #750 on: August 31, 2010, 03:04:30 am »
Sam Vimes
No one was badass enough to mentor him as a rookie, so he went back in time to mentor himself.
He punched a sense of decency into the French Revolution.
He didn't laugh at Littlebottom (to his face).
He can walk the city blindfolded, feeling the cobbles through his soles.
His wife kicks ass.
His best friend is Carrot Ironfoundersson, a dwarf over seven feet tall.

He somehow patrols Ankh-Morpork, the most dishonest city on the Disc, with this crew (he's third from the left):
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #751 on: August 31, 2010, 03:07:27 am »
Obviously, he once arrested a dragon.


Also, why would you show a picture? The artist for prattchett is shit.
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #752 on: August 31, 2010, 03:23:02 am »
he also drew the chalk outline of the dragon when it was 'slain'
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #753 on: August 31, 2010, 06:33:17 am »
Since I read The Fifth Elephant recently, I'm gonna have to vote Vimes.  That guy is pretty awesome.
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #754 on: August 31, 2010, 10:33:34 am »
You know, the more I think about it, the more similarities I see. Trolls, Dwar(f/ve)s, mastery over elder gods... While my official vote is still for Vimes, is there any way this can end in a teamup?
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #755 on: August 31, 2010, 11:18:03 am »
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The picture doesn't do him justice, and it spoils a book, but it's the most appropriate one I could find.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2010, 11:20:44 am by PenguinOverlord »
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #756 on: August 31, 2010, 02:16:55 pm »
PLEEEEASE teamup!
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #757 on: August 31, 2010, 02:33:51 pm »
Vimes.
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #758 on: August 31, 2010, 03:55:42 pm »
...ah

...vimes...
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #759 on: August 31, 2010, 03:57:55 pm »
Damnit...I don't want to go against No-Face.... GAH, FINE!

I change my vote to Vimes.
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #760 on: August 31, 2010, 10:50:58 pm »
Quote from: PenguinOverlord on August 31, 2010, 11:18:03 am
The picture doesn't do him justice, and it spoils a book, but it's the most appropriate one I could find.
That isn't right. Doesn't he throw the battleaxe into some guy's flamethrower?
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #761 on: August 31, 2010, 10:57:41 pm »
this is obviously from before that.

you forgot to mention that he does it while on fire.
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #762 on: August 31, 2010, 10:59:47 pm »
KURTULMAK, GOD OF KOBOLDS AND HORNY SASQUATCHES
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #763 on: August 31, 2010, 11:02:32 pm »
Seriously though. Do you know why Kurtulmak is awesome?

He said ThreeToe has no balls. There is only one person who has ever done that. True, it's just a little joking around among pantheons, but wow. Kurtulmak.
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Re: More Favourite: Mister Vimes vs Kurtulmak.
« Reply #764 on: August 31, 2010, 11:06:04 pm »
oh my
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