This is tough, both hold very deal places in my heart. Vimes is one of, if not my most favorite Discworld characters; he arrested a Dragon, became a Duke, traveled through time to teach himself all he knows about Soldiering, and went temporarily insane and defeated a Great Old One while shouting a children's story as his battlecry. Missingno., however, inspired all sorts of cool ideas about postmodern games and incorporating glitches intentionally, which got me interested in Game Programming, which got me to frequent Forums, which inadvertently saw me migrate to this very forum and participate in this very discussion.
So I guess the only way to settle this is by Pokemon Duel!
A Wild MISSINGNO. appears!
Go, Commander Vimes!
Vimes used Monologue. He appeals to MISSINGNO.'s sensibilities!
It's not very effective...
MISSINGNO. used g̼̲͓̠̖̲̫͕͂̾̾ͮ̑͐̔͑͒͢͡l̄͗͗ͩ̍͊ͦͥ̃͞͏̣̝̘̖̬̹̥̝͎̪̬̳̜̖̫̖̦̀ͅi̫̼̞̰̯͉͈̩͇̗͎̹̰̳̿ͮ̃̃̐̔̀͜͠͡ͅt̨̧͓̦̻̙͎͈̰͓̜̘̒ͬͧ͢͞c̥̖͓̩͈̻̣̼̙͉̺̑ͤ̿ͩͥ̇ͤͯ̃ͭ̌͜͡ḩ̷̵̠̩̙̻̉ͪ͊̈̔͜͞.
Vimes has 999 Standard-Issue City Watch Helmets in his inventory! He collapses under the load! Movement is very difficult.
Vimes is Paralyzed.
MISSINGNO. used W͑̓̈́̎ͪater G̰̮u͕̜̝̻̍̽n̟̺̜̝ͨ̎!
Vimes is sodden and displeased.
Vimes used Shirk Resp̯͓̮͖̭͕ͅo̱̟͕̬n̬͕̰̙sibility. Sergent Colon, Captain Carrot, and Corporal Nobbs are now carrying the Helmets.
He is no longer Paralyzed!
MISSINGNO. used Ṣͮͭ̂ky Atta̽ͭck!
Cri̪̬̣t̹͉̫̩͌͐̓̿̐̐ͯi̦̝͊ͅcal Hit!
Vimes used Arrest: Assault with a Deadly Appendage!
You have captured the MISSINGNO. An entry has been added to your CRIMINALDEX.
M̩͕͚̲ͬ͗ͭͅI̮͇̺ͨS̥̟̝̆ͮͫͨ́Ṡ̫͚̙͈̄̏͒͛͂̆͞I̠̗͎̗̪̙ͧ̃̾̍ͨ̊̋Ṋ̵̱̻͓̖̉G̭͚̭͙̞̖̍͟N҉Ö̅͊͏̳͎͉.͏͇̤ͅ
͇̘̻̠̤̆ͩ͢ͅG̞͕͊͛LI̝̜̾́̓̓T̢̄ͯ̃C̪͚̳ͭ͐̋͜H̄̉ ͏͕͇̤͉P̵̲͍̈́̓ō̡͉̤͇̣̮̈́ͧ̒k̀̃ͧ͋̒e͖͇̹͓ͧ̌m̨̙̠̩̼̯̹̟̌̐̉̇o̤̙̺̲͙͇̝͌͋͜n̨̠̝͔̣̆̌̚
͕ͭH̰̲ͬ̒ͮ̿̚͞T̲͇̩͎̗:̜͎̗̞ͤ̄̏ ̸̲̭̥͔̼̱͖̒̀cͦ̉͆̀̌h̹̦̼ͬ̽̈̄̂
̛̬̱̩̌W̞͕̗̠̙̬̿͊̐T͈̜ͭ̇̒͞:̹̥̯͍͙̟̾̇ͥ͂ͩͭ̓͞ ̯ͬ̈́͝o͊͊͗̅̅͟n̟̼͎̼͎ͬ̃͡ ͈̟̝͘l̜͂̎̀ͥ̋́͋̀b̦ͬ
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̷̵͖̺̰͈̟̪̰͈̰̗̩͕̜͖̭̯͒̄̂̿̅̍ͪ̍̀͊́ͅͅI̸̭̗̠̠̤̘̣͍̗̟̮̟̙̥̪̋̋͒ͩ̆ͤ͆ͩͥ͐ͬ̎̓̂́̚͘Ã̵̛ͥ͗͐ͮͫ͑ͤ̽̽͑́̚̚͝҉͖͈̼̗͚̬͙͈̪̪̺̠̩͇̠ͅI̧̧̛̝̲̣̘̪̔̒̎̓̇̔ͯͣ͊ͤ́ͭ̑͒̐́A̷̴̯͇̥͎͚͓̠̟̮̬͎ͨ̒̆̒̓̅ͤ̾́ͯͅṂ̶̙̥̬̖̬̞̼̪͎͎̺̥̟ͭ̅͑͛̃̃͗͐̈́ͯ̈̑̿͛ͭ͠Ǐ͖͕͎̗̤͚̰̙̩̯̠̝͈̭̠ͦ͗ͯ̿̍͆ͯ̅ͪ̐ͣ̀͝ͅSͣ̿ͫ̓͌̏ͥ̂ͬ̑̂̋ͤ̂͂͏̴̦̫̺̪̩͙̝̯̻̼͢Ş̞̩͔̜̪͍̯͓̣̓̎̀ͯ͂͒ͬͪ͂ͭ̚͞ͅI̶̠̟͓̟͈̠̼͓̘̦̭̰̱̘̥̍ͦ̉̐ͧ̒ͦͧ̍̔̆̅̑̚̚̕ͅN̢͕̹̺̦̘̺̺̅̑̿ͣ̿͐ͤ̔̌ͣͭͩͩ̃ͨ́ͬ̐͂̕̕͟͡G̃̓͛̈͡͏̷̹̙̭̫͈̲͉̹͟Ň̽͋ͥ͏̶̛͕͎̻̪͉̘͎͍̤Ǫ̛̟̝̙̟̠̺͇ͮͨ͋̆͜͝D̴̘̳̣̯̫̥̼̘̭̃̋̽͒ͅĄ̸̴͉̗͖͈̫͇̺͖̣͎̲̻̱͊ͨ͋ͥ̂̑̾́͢G̅͋͂ͪͮͭ̊͌̃ͪ̑̾͂͊͢͟͏̢̣͖̹̙̞̙͉͇̫͍̣̻̰Ơ̵̥̠̙̺̼͎̼͚̱̻̳͍͖͖̱ͯ̂̅͋̉͊̀ͥͨ̔̆̓͊̍̓ͩ͋̂͜͡͝Ņ̋̈ͨ̉͛̏ͭ͊͛̐̅̏̀̀҉̻͙̞̝̲̪̠
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̠̥͖͈͙̣͉̦̠̞͍͓̪͍̜ͨ̋̈ͧ͊̆ͬ̂̈́ͭ̉ͭ͒̔̍̾͠͡ͅI͌̾͌̈ͭ̆ͯ̍̈͑̾ͣ̉̃̃̕͏͔̬̘̻͎̳͔̮͓͚̤̪̜̤̬͖̻͕͡Ã̸̃̾̇̍͒̓ͤͬͣ͛̎̊ͥ͋҉҉̷̘͉̼̝̘I̶̻̮̣̠̖͚̦̟͈̲͙̣̻̘̣̠͍͕͊͗̾ͦ̂ͯ̾̏ͩ͒̒ͭ̋͐͢͞A͆͐̊ͮͬ̍ͣ̀̕͏̷͖̙̪͉M̴̨̧͍̤̬͓̻̤̹͚͈̫͎͗̌ͪͭ͐̍̈́͑̃ͯ͛̇͡ͅỊ̝̟̙͚͉͎͈͔̪̱̖̜̗̞͈̬̎̓ͧ́ͩ̋͑̍ͪ͂̕͜͞ͅŞ̼̫̩̟̫͍̙͒ͤ̅ͧ̉̐̈̾̀̕S̨̋͛ͮ͆ͬ͗̓͊̅̂̌͏̨̪̝͉͍̦̖I̧̼̝̣̖̖͚͇͓̯̞̪̗̝̠̬̺͚ͯͩ̑ͬ̓ͬ͑̈͐͋͒͗ͬ͒̾͡N̷̛͔̬̝̭͈̬̙̜̥̻̱̻̥̻͆ͭͣ̊ͭͭ̌͘͜G̵̙̱̮͕̥̙̳͕͌̿ͮ͋ͣ̑̚͘͠͡Ņͣ̔̃̔̅ͩ̋ͤ̽̊ͪ̿҉̝͚͓̗̯̠̬̻̯̘͍̣͖Oͦ̿̔͋̃͌ͫ͐͂ͩͥ͡҉͇͎̞̜͖́͝D̡ͬ̇̅̌̏ͦ̽̅͆ͦ̽̑̚͏̲̪̳̼̻̜̮͞Ä̛̠̫̬̦ͪͦ̄̊̕͡G̷ͩ̅ͧ́ͧ̏͐͏̴̵͈̫͍̘̝̦Ȯ̷̜̞̮̼̺̮̟͉͚͖͔̩̹̑ͩͦ͆̌͘N̶̡̨̨͉̖̻̝͎̳͂̀̐̓̄̉͐̌̔̊͒ͨͩͤ̚̕
...and then Discworld crashes and reboots from the beginning. MISSINGNO. wins!
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