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Author Topic: What stupid names have your Dwarves had?  (Read 2321 times)

sace

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What stupid names have your Dwarves had?
« on: August 17, 2010, 10:17:35 am »

I want to see all the strangest, weirdest, dumbest, and quite possibly, slightly erotic Dwarven names out there.

I only have one so far:  Ingish Obokikud Ekzongrafum Rulush or Ingish Pillarreign the Feral Coincidence of Splashing.  She's an Elite wrestler.
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Re: What stupid names have your Dwarves had?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 11:09:18 am »

I don't have the game up now to check his full name but I have a Hammerdwarf whose title means "the Virginity of Bowels."

Not much more to say about that...
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I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
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Re: What stupid names have your Dwarves had?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 11:12:30 am »

Not really related, but I find I always give special preference to dwarves named Nish or Nil. They always end up as one of the useful nobles, or the mayor, or miners.
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Re: What stupid names have your Dwarves had?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 02:18:13 pm »

I've never noticed odd dorf names, but I have found some strange names of other things in legends mode - Dorku the Ugly Buttocks the Forgotten Beast, anyone?
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Re: What stupid names have your Dwarves had?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 02:21:53 pm »

Dorku the Ugly Buttocks the Forgotten Beast, anyone?
You say Forgotten Beast, I say Mascot.
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Re: What stupid names have your Dwarves had?
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2010, 04:04:47 pm »

Hmmm; I should look into this.  I always rename my dwarfs and never really look at their name meanings.  It looks like I've been missing out on one of the fun happy parts of the game.  Tsk tsk on me.
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Re: What stupid names have your Dwarves had?
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2010, 06:06:43 pm »

Not technically fitting with the thread, but my engraver had carved an image of the journey of a human named Renal Droopypants.
Yes, Renal Droopypants.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2010, 10:39:42 pm by Gnauga »
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Re: What stupid names have your Dwarves had?
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2010, 06:08:17 pm »

Musta been Gangsta

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Re: What stupid names have your Dwarves had?
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2010, 10:09:32 pm »

My current fortress is called Tigdur... AKA, Dungfist.
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Re: What stupid names have your Dwarves had?
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2010, 10:17:58 pm »

I once had a dwarven militia unit called "The Ace Halls".

They were awesome.
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