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With a double rainbow, maaaaaaaan!

33 (27.7%)

With two of them, maaaaaaaaan!

4 (3.4%)

In the shower, maaaaaaaaan!

3 (2.5%)

In my basement, maaaaaaaaan!

3 (2.5%)

Delivery, maaaaaaaaaan!

1 (0.8%)

What'd you say there, maaaaaaaaaan?

5 (4.2%)

Refrigerated, maaaaaaaaaaaaan!

1 (0.8%)

With extra bacon, maaaaaaaaaan!

10 (8.4%)

Digging for more crystal skulls, maaaaaan!

11 (9.2%)

On a spaceship, maaaaaaaaaaaan!

12 (10.1%)

When I snag one from the KFC I work at, maaaaaaaaaan!

4 (3.4%)

While I'm a histy- historl- hipicral- them guys who talk stuff that happened, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

22 (18.5%)

ʍɥoɐ, ʇɥıs ıs ɹǝɐןןʎ ɯǝssıub ʍıʇɥ ɯʎ ɥǝɐp, ɯɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐuuu!

1 (0.8%)

คร เ tאקє เภ ๓א Ŧlא Ŧ๏ภt Ŧ๏г tђє єภlเﻮђtєภє๔, ๓คคคคn!

9 (7.6%)

Total Members Voted: 119

[nenjin]

Tis actualy the combination of History Channel's current level of tinfoil hatness + doublerainbowsdown from KFC.

Because aliens, trippy face+hair and mutant fried chicken make the perfect combination, maaaaaaaaaan.

You forgot:

Sex
Drugs
Prisons
2012
Hell
The Shroud of Turin
Biker gangs
Sharpshooting.

Put that shit between two pieces of chicken, mmmmaaaaaaannnnnnn.

[Dakk]

You forgot government conspiracies, can't forget them.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

And Nostradomus. After all, he is the one who predicted all of this in the most vauge way possible.

[nenjin]

Could even he though, the great Nostradamus, have predicted that in the future chicken would be bread?!

[Itnetlolor]

Sounds like we're crafting the Demonic-Double-Down here maaaaaaan.

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[Chaoswizkid]

Sounds like we're crafting the Demonic-Double-Down here maaaaaaan.

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Holy shit, mmaaaaaannn!!! The fucking double downs are the aliens, maannn, and they bred with the fucking devil! Get History Channel on this shit, man, and get me a seat on it. I gotta get money for my double doowwwnnnsssss!!!

[Nikov]

I think they invented this sandwich as gimmick to get people into the store more than an actual food. Needless to say I am going to eat one.

[nenjin]

Sounds like we're crafting the Demonic-Double-Down here maaaaaaan.

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It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You forgot the sundried tomatoes.

[smigenboger]

I tried a double down, I'm not sure how they can charge $5 for two chicken strips and a slice of bacon, but they got away with it. It feels like it needs a bun. Actually, if it had a bun, people wouldn't make a big deal out of it. Maaan...

[Heron TSG]

I tried a double down, I'm not sure how they can charge $5 for two chicken strips and a slice of bacon, but they got away with it. It feels like it needs a bun. Actually, if it had a bun, people wouldn't make a big deal out of it. Maaan...

When I decided to try one, I had to stick it between two slices of bread. It was so slipper yw ith grease that I couldn't hold on to it.

[smigenboger]

Mine wasn't all that greasy, though I figured you eat it in the foil like a McD's hash brown. Mine was about as greasy as eating two of their chicken strips.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It's not like I get caught up in etiqutte or anything, but the way you are expected to eat a Double Down is just crazy. I can think of no other food item where you're supposed to touch the meat with your bare hands. And with good reason, considering the grease factor. So, "yada, yada, yada, lowest common denominator fodder, blah, blah, blah, corporate creation that the masses eat right up, standard arguments and such". I'm not sure if I should consider this the double down's redemption, or just a further insult to it. The latter, I think.

[Retro]

I can think of no other food item where you're supposed to touch the meat with your bare hands.

Chicken wing.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Damn, you're right. How did I forget the mighty chicken wing!? Well, it's still irks me for being a...meat...sandwitch...thing...