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[JoshuaFH]

Determine cause of death by zooming into his body CSI-style.

[Aklyon]

Thief from the Thief.

[breadbocks]

Go back North. DO WHAT I SAID.

Search the small rocks. Knap one small rock into a Ring of +7 Evade with the other small rock. Open pickpocket interface. Pickpocket with Ground. Use pickpocket interface to equip Ring of +7 Evade on Ground. Close pickpocket interface. Equip signpost. Engrave "Elrond" on Ground with signpost until the signpost is -5. Attack Ground with -5 signpost. When Ground evades, which it will, continue missing Groug until you are over well. Hit Ground 1 tile east of well. Quaff fountain 5 times, after which you shall Move up two tiles, down two tiles, then move left one tile, then right one tile, then left one tile, then right one tile, the push the input buttons B, followed by A. After this open your menu, and go to your inventory. Now, put a brick on the East button.

Boy that was time consuming to write.

DO THIS!

[Lucus Casius]

EXAMINE BODY CSI-STYLE, BUT MAKE SURE TO DO IT LIKE THE KIND FROM TV BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE THINGS DONT ACTUALLY WORK THAT WAY.

ALSO, DANCE.  AND THEN TAKE THE GUY'S STUFF.

[dragnar]

This is not bad. This is an opportunity. Loot!!!

[Taco Dan]

Determine cause of death

You're pretty sure it's the decapitation that killed 'im. Usually having your head separated from your body will do that to you.

Thief from the Thief.

This is not bad. This is an opportunity. Loot!!!

AND THEN TAKE THE GUY'S STUFF.

He doesn't seem to have much on him, looks like whoever killed him took everything off of him already. Well except his clothes of course.

ALSO, DANCE.

[Josephus]

Oh Christ.

Um, stash his head wherever we keep our stuff. We may need it later.

[Lucus Casius]

OBVIOUSLY THIS MAN WAS POISONED.

DRINK WATER UPSTREAM OF CORPSE TO DETERMINE TOXICITY.

Just kidding.

DETERMINE IF THERE IS BLOOD ON YOUR SWORD.  YOU MAY HAVE KILLED THIS ELF MAN.

[JoshuaFH]

Don't take the head, that's too bulky. Instead, scalp him and take that instead. We might live in a world where those sorts of things are valuable.

Then survey surroundings to determine if a potential murderer left any visible clues as to his whereabouts.

[Taco Dan]

DETERMINE IF THERE IS BLOOD ON YOUR SWORD.  YOU MAY HAVE KILLED THIS ELF MAN.

Nope pretty clean, though if you were the murderer, you would've been able to wash your sword off in the stream.

Don't take the head, that's too bulky. Instead, scalp him and take that instead.

Ugh.

You can't believe you just did that.

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[Armok]

Steal his heart.

[Taco Dan]

Steal his heart.

Um... no...

[Karnewarrior]

>Retrive skull. Use rocks, skull and scalp to make WILSON.

[Evergod41]

walk up the walls that seemingly end instantaneously, and become out of the well.

or

Go back North. DO WHAT I SAID.

Search the small rocks. Knap one small rock into a Ring of +7 Evade with the other small rock. Open pickpocket interface. Pickpocket with Ground. Use pickpocket interface to equip Ring of +7 Evade on Ground. Close pickpocket interface. Equip signpost. Engrave "Elrond" on Ground with signpost until the signpost is -5. Attack Ground with -5 signpost. When Ground evades, which it will, continue missing Groug until you are over well. Hit Ground 1 tile east of well. Quaff fountain 5 times, after which you shall Move up two tiles, down two tiles, then move left one tile, then right one tile, then left one tile, then right one tile, the push the input buttons B, followed by A. After this open your menu, and go to your inventory. Now, put a brick on the East button.

Boy that was time consuming to write.

DO THIS!

[Armok]

>Retrive skull. Use rocks, skull and scalp to make WILSON.

THIS!

Declare WILSON your lover.