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[Taco Dan]

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Oh wait, you're just lying on your face.

You're having a hard time remembering anything at all.
What was your name again?

[wolfchild]

Idiot

-Signed "black mage"

[Evergod41]

Ragnarok, The Red Mage of Awesome.

Red mages suck though, except for the weapons they weild, those are plain awesomeness.

[Josephus]

Rufus Capillus.

[Taco Dan]

You can't really remember your name, but you decide that it will be Rufus Ragnarok from now on.

Now if you could just figure out where you are...

[Vector]

Examine fountain.

[techno65535]

Go in the house and look around for something to kill.

[JoshuaFH]

Consult signpost

[Aklyon]

Look for shinies.

[Taco Dan]

Examine fountain.

See your face upon the clean water. How dirty! Wait a minute...

Look for shinies.

Some clever bastard left his spare key in the fountain, looks like it's been there a while.
You got the Rusty Key!

Go in the house and look around for something to kill.

The key doesn't fit. What kind of asshole leaves his spare key in a fountain that isn't even his?

Consult signpost

Looks like the town of Zyx is that way. Who names a town Zyx?

[Aklyon]

kick door down.

[Lucus Casius]

kick door down.

Do this, and then climb through the window.

[JoshuaFH]

I'm reminded of resident evil 5, where in Mercenaries, enemies will look at you, run right past you through a door, then circle around, climb through a window, and then finally reach you and attack. It was hilarious every single time

But anyway, check inside house, while checking own inventory/stat screen.

[Retro]

Peer down well.

[Taco Dan]

kick door down.

Take this door! HIYA!




Ow. That is a sturdy door.
HP -1
99/100

and then climb through the window.

Goddammit, who makes windows this small?

check inventory/stat screen.

So there's where your sword went!

Peer down well.

There's a locked metal grate down in there, past it you can't see anything. You figure you might as well try the key on it. It works! The grate falls off and you hear it clatter to the ground about a second later.