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[Dearnen]

 

[phoenixuk]

One eyed weasel... o.0
Well at least it's not a one eyed snake.

[ungulateman]

Eh, I've had stranger.

"The forgotten beast *something or other* has come! A great feathered spider. It has a knobby shell and moves around carelessly. Its moss green feathers are long and narrow. Beware its poisonous sting!"

So, a giant feathery scorpion-spider hybrid, with a shell, that blunders around everywhere.

[JoRo]

I had a giant, flying pile of filth.  Naturally, it had poisonous gas.

[oidip]

Grimer attacked your fort! Did you catch it?

[Encased in burning magma]

It would be so cool if you could mod in a pokemon masters caste...

Or a whole new race.

The Pokemon Master Red has arrived! Beware his pikachu!

[Heavenfall]

I had a forgotten beast of fire attack me through my water supply.

[omglazers]

ITS A BIG PENIS.

FORGOTTEN BEAST PENIS 

[Lightning4]

I had a roughly 15,000 kg vomit man come to my fort once. It was before the change to unkillables. Dealing with him was... fun.

I can't even begin to imagine the horror of what the beast would have looked like.

[Encased in burning magma]

The forgotten beast Fensast Serecgalka has come!  A great cavy with lidless eyes.  It has a short trunk and it belches and croaks.  Its green hair is very curly.  Beware its webs!

I laughed my ass off at it. Then it got stuck in the water for some reason. 3 years later, I got around to cave-in something on him.


But seriously?
The forgotten beast Esnust AspÉdkung has come!  A towering quadruped composed of blue diamond.  It has a long, spiral horn and it squirms and fidgets.  Beware its deadly dust!

That thing slaughtered most of my fort, and even after it's death, rot rot rot.
Diamond poisonous fidgeting giant evil unicorn. Yeouch.

[LordSlowpoke]

Mind you, I'll pull something out from my signature.

Ustxu Iceraped the Frigid Crystal of Slaughter was a glacier titan. It was the only one of its kind. A gigantic feathered carp composed of crystal glass. It has five mouths full of treacherous teeth, enormous clear wings, and ferocious blue eyes. Beware its icy breath! Ustxu was associated with oceans, glaciers, boats, and murder.

[Encased in burning magma]

Mind you, I'll pull something out from my signature.

Ustxu Iceraped the Frigid Crystal of Slaughter was a glacier titan. It was the only one of its kind. A gigantic feathered carp composed of crystal glass. It has five mouths full of treacherous teeth, enormous clear wings, and ferocious blue eyes. Beware its icy breath! Ustxu was associated with oceans, glaciers, boats, and murder.

Holy damn.
Badass name, carp, dangerous material, five mouths, FLIES, and associated with boatmurder .

[Bronimin]

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[Organum]

Goblins and humans and maybe elves, I don't know, will sometimes take a titan or forgotten beast or something of that nature as their leader.

[antymattar]

Ive had a "something. Pure evil twisted into the form of a snake. It has the upper body of a man and a sharp tail. beware it's deadly sting" upon touching my dwarfs it instantly killed them!