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xeivous

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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2010, 06:20:04 pm »
Pull the lever!
*falls into a lake with alligators*

WRONG LEVER!
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lolghurt

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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2010, 09:30:30 am »
Turns out SOMETHING is holding the fortress up. And no, it's not that cave-ins are off. there's probably a ramp/staircase somewhere holding it up, or I'm misreading the map. the "."s designate a hole, don't they?
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It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

lowbart

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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2010, 05:21:27 pm »
. (period) is a piece of ground. When it's a hole, the . is in the exact center of the tile.
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lolghurt

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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2010, 07:53:38 pm »
the "." IS in the exact center. there aren't any visible supports. the bridge is up.
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Quote from: acetech09 date=1343968486
It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

Imakuni

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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2010, 09:20:20 pm »
Quote from: lolghurt on August 16, 2010, 07:53:38 pm
the "." IS in the exact center. there aren't any visible supports. the bridge is up.

Screenshots.
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Quote from: ledgekindred on August 18, 2011, 09:40:18 pm
Urist McImmigrant: "What?! Hey! What's going onnn---aaaaRRRGGHH!!"
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Ahp77

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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2010, 10:40:01 pm »
*facepalm*

You guys know there is an init setting that allows for floating structures, right?
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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2010, 11:11:45 pm »
Quote from: Ahp77 on August 16, 2010, 10:40:01 pm
*facepalm*

You guys know there is an init setting that allows for floating structures, right?
Quote from: lolghurt on August 16, 2010, 09:30:30 am
And no, it's not that cave-ins are off.

I'm betting it's a small tree or inopportune ramp.

I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean what I think it means, but hot damn that's an awesome word.
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lolghurt

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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2010, 08:43:33 am »
and now I will be accused with faking it because the save corrupted. Bad luck, no screenies. Oh well, time to try again. (i believe that a ramp was holding it up)
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Quote from: acetech09 date=1343968486
It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

mrbobbyg

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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2010, 12:10:01 pm »
faker
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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2010, 01:56:56 am »
Quote from: Ahp77 on August 16, 2010, 10:40:01 pm
*facepalm*

You guys know there is an init setting that allows for floating structures, right?
I do not know of this setting.

Also:
Got it again. Floating on a bridge. But this is only half built.

Shortly after this screenshot, a section of strip mine collapsed, killing all the dwarves.
FUN
« Last Edit: August 18, 2010, 03:37:33 am by lolghurt »
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Quote from: acetech09 date=1343968486
It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2010, 10:51:28 am »
It's not the bridge, it's the square diagonal to the ninety degree turn in the yellow wall near the bottom right of the structure.  Alternatively, were I a skeptical person, it may be supported from below or off-screen.
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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2010, 11:29:43 am »
Quote from: xeivous on August 15, 2010, 06:20:04 pm
Pull the lever!
*falls into a lake with alligators*

WRONG LEVER!

Why do we even HAVE that lever?! ;)  :-*
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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2010, 04:10:04 am »
Quote from: nervousmigrants on August 18, 2010, 10:51:28 am
It's not the bridge, it's the square diagonal to the ninety degree turn in the yellow wall near the bottom right of the structure.  Alternatively, were I a skeptical person, it may be supported from below or off-screen.
Oops, cut the screenie off too soon. That tile is the least tile, and there are further blank squares. This fort died when i accidentally unbuilt the bridge. Time for more testing as to how the physics (don't) work.
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Quote from: acetech09 date=1343968486
It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2010, 07:07:54 am »
So, no screenshots of epic one-lever-pull death? :( I am disappointed ???
« Last Edit: August 19, 2010, 07:09:55 am by Dariush »
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lolghurt

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Re: Well this is gonna be fun
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2010, 08:14:50 am »
Well, I pulled the bridge and nil happened. Thne I accidentally unbuild the bridge instead of the lever.
*Cave-in*
*More cave-in*
*Urist McStupid has died*
*Urist McMason has died*
etc.
Leaving me with a single dorf, Urist McLegendary, who has fallen four z-levels and only has a broken hand.

EDIT: I also crushed a full trade Depot. They were angry. Urist McLegendary fended off the ENTIRE FREAKING SIEGE ON HER OWN.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2010, 09:05:52 am by lolghurt »
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Quote from: acetech09 date=1343968486
It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.
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