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[techno65535]

Rip off a strip of your shirt. Open the bottle of moonshine. Drench the strip and leave it hanging half out the bottle. Grab a rock and strike it against the ax to create sparks and light the rag. Throw the over-large molotov cocktail either into the room you just left or into the road and at the vehicles.

[ottottott]

Rather throw it in the room. Then you can maybe explain it better. But run after throwing it though.

[ILikePie]

You grab the piece of glass and cut a piece of your shirt off, but you injure yourself in the process (2). You continue building your improvised molotov, you take a the piece of cloth and shove it down the neck of the bottle. Next you grab a stone and your ax, and in seconds, you have a masterfully built, burning cocktail in your hands (6). Filled with rage you toss the bottle through broken window and the building is instantly set ablaze (6).
You leave towards the road. Maybe someone can explain what's going on.
After a short walk you arrive by a long and busy asphalt road, it looks like there's an orchard on the other side, but trying to reach it would be suicide.

In your possession are an ax, bleach, a shard of glass, a pen, a marshmallow and a keycard. Your hand is cut, and a small piece has been torn off of your shirt. What are we gonna burn now?

[Evergod41]

throw the bleach at a car.

[HmH]

Don't throw the bleach, we'll need it later, instead hitchhike with our shiny metal ax.

[ILikePie]

You hold out your ax, waiting for someone to stop by and pick you up. It seems your ax is scaring those silly people away, it's just an ax guys, it won't bite. A long few hours pass (1) and a big rusty old pickup truck stops by, a man, in his late fifties maybe, peeks out the window, and starts talking behind his huge gray mustache. "Where'd ya needa go sweet'eart?" he asks. It's looks like he's carrying a fridge in the back of his car.

What will we answer?

[Evergod41]

"Away." Then, seing as we just committed Arson, chop his head off in one swipe, remove the body, bleach the blood, and assume the driver's position, then drive away...

[HmH]

Say "I want your clothes, mustache and a car" and throw bleach in his eyes. Then get in the car and finish him off with a shard of glass. Then drive somewhere silent, so you we can look in the fridge and get something to eat.

[ILikePie]

You look at him in a menacing way, evil, then you smile, and take a swing. Old man pops his head back in just in time (2). "Har har har, you've got quite the sense of 'umor woman, get in, I'll take you anywhere you want". You sit down beside him, "Go.. Go that way" you say pointing forward. The old man starts blabbering about his beautiful wife, and his big cattle ranch down south. His name's Joey, Joey no-last-name.
You sit there bored to death, waiting for the time to strike. Suddenly, "Watch were yer drivin' ya darn psychos" he says waving his hand out the window. NOW! now is the time strike, as he turns around you bleach his eyes (4), "Damn it 'oman" he shouts as you pick up the shard of glass and smash him in the chest (2). You hack at him again and again and again (5). Blood fills the car as the poor farmer dies.
You swap places and take the wheel. Nobody ever calls you sweetheart, ever!


Arson and murder? What next? I'm thinking global domination. What do you guys think?

[Evergod41]

Drive to a grotto to "take care" of things. If you fail to find one, or dont know what one is, just drive till there ain't no more cars...

[HmH]

...and then add cannibalism to our list of felonies. That guy's got to have some sweet hearts in his fridge.

[ottottott]

This has gone far enough! I vote for suicide! I see no escape now. At least suicide when the cops come.

[ILikePie]

You ponder for a moment, maybe what you'd done wasn't very nice. Could suicide be the answer? Nah! Suicide is for wussies, you're going to rule the world. You drive for a few minutes and then a side road shows up, you take right. Where will this take you?
You drive for another while, seems you're far enough from the road right now. You look for a place to dump Jakey, or was that Joey? You can't even remember the old man's name. You find the perfect hiding place, small cave, probably inhabited by carnivorous monsters, nobody will ever find gramps out here (6).
Now that gramps is gone, you can take a look through his stuff. It appears he has some food in his fridge ... You finish eating, how about the glove compartment? You find a map of the area, looks like there's large town up ahead (4). You need some bloodless clothes and a shower, a small city is exactly what you need.

You own an ax, a pen, a marshmallow, a torn shirt, and a keycard. Your hand is cut. Where to now folks?

[ottottott]

We are going to start fresh! Leave the axe in the truck. Drive to the city ahead but stop before the 1st houses. Leave the truck so no one could see it instantly. Then go from house to house asking to wash yourself. I think asking new clothes is too much. If someone asks why are you bloody then say you got attacked by some trucker with an axe. You just fought back and then came here with the truck.

[ILikePie]

A great idea just hit you, you're gonna start, someone in town will obviously help you. You're just gonna need some mad social skills to pull it all off. You drive to the town, Jamestown is the name of it. You park your car in a hidden spot and get off. The main road is huge, with rows of enormous houses on each side. This ain't a town, it's a city. You approach house number 437, and knock on it's door. It says HOWARD RESIDENCE. An old lady opens, she looks very friendly (4). "Oh look at you dear, you're in terrible shape, can I help you?" she asks? "I.. I was attacked" you tell her "I got away, but my attacker was able to do some damage before I knocked him senseless. I know I shouldn't, but there was no other way." You burst into tears. "Can.. Can I take a shower? Get rid of this blood" you ask. "Well of course dearie, come in, please come in" Mrs. Howard says, "Our shower's right here" she says taking you a small, decorated washroom. "If you need anything else I'll be right outside" (6).
You finish showering. You walk out, covered by a towel. "Sit down, I'll make you cup of tea she says". You sit down in the living room, and Mrs. Howard turns on the television, it seems the FBI are looking for a missing Jake Pecker, oh, oops (1). You quickly change the channel. "You haven't told me your name name yet, I'm Martha", Mrs. Howard hands you a cup of tea and sits down with you. "I'm.. I'm.." you try to think of a name to tell her, trying to remember any female names you came across. "I'm Susan" you say finally. "Well nice to meet you Susan". "Um, Mrs. Howard, if it's not to much to ask, I'd like some clothes. Mine aren't in the greatest condition" You say smiling. "Well of course Susan, I think I have some old clothes that I think would fit you" (6).
You finish chatting with Martha, and leave. You look like a completely new person now.

You now own some new clothes and a map, and your possessions are in the truck. You might wanna get rid of that, the map says there's a car crusher somewhere in town. What now?