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[Dermonster]

Play The Virus.

Can You feel it? This is the virus. Spreading through your veins. Infecting your mind. Taking over Mankind.
This is the VIRUS! YOU WILL BE INFECTED! OPEN UP YOUR VEINS! FEED THE HIVE MIND OR BE COLLECTED!

[Schilcote]

PALSMA BLAST

Gain more information about guy. Attempt diplomacy.

I bet he'll agree after Jose shoots flaming bats at him.

Well, 001's basic idea of diplomacy is "Do what I say or I kick your ass and liquefy your planets, don't make me come over there", and LSR 'bots are copies of him so... you can always just reverse the order.

I bet medieval technology has no counters for having plasma tossed at it.

[kilakan]

well you better hope he doesn't have a metal basball bat.

[Schilcote]

well you better hope he doesn't have a metal basball bat.

If he hit a plasma ball with a metal baseball bat, it would explode in along with his hand. Video Games != Real Physics.

[Josephus]

PALSMA BLAST

Gain more information about guy. Attempt diplomacy.

I bet he'll agree after Jose shoots flaming bats at him.

I bet medieval technology has no counters for having plasma tossed at it.

I somehow doubt this guy is limited to medieval technology. He reminds me too much of Randall Flagg. He is terrifying. I intend to turn him into bat-chewed cinders.

[inteuniso]

PALSMA BLAST

Gain more information about guy. Attempt diplomacy.

I bet he'll agree after Jose shoots flaming bats at him.

I bet medieval technology has no counters for having plasma tossed at it.

I somehow doubt this guy is limited to medieval technology. He reminds me too much of Randall Flagg. He is terrifying. I intend to turn him into bat-chewed cinders.

Yeah... Flagg creeps me the fuck oout.

[eclipsetail]

I'm going to post the turn soon.

[inteuniso]

I'm going to post the turn soon.

Woo!

[eclipsetail]

Turn 12: B-B-B-Boss

Unleash the full force of Bat Out of Hell on this rapier-wielding dandy. He has no honor, and he will fall to my keytar. Also he has a spiffing hat but that is beside the point.

[9] You play the song, and the bats go to attack. -1 MP
[2] Your attack completely misses.

Gain more information about guy. Attempt diplomacy.

He disagrees.

Play Carry On Wayward Son on Josephus.

[11] Braxton gets +1 to his next attack. -1 MP

Play The Virus.

[12!!!] You play the virus, but then you feel weird. You feel power flowing through you. You start to play a song, but find it's not the virus. It's a song you've never heard before.
You have learned the song of Corruption! It decreases the targets next roll to a natural 1, but it costs five MP. (Your mp is restored)
[3] ??? dodges the virus.

Attack Braxton
Attack 320

[11] Braxton takes 3 damage.
[6] 320 takes 3 damage.

[eclipsetail]

Characters and Statuses

Spoiler: Dermonster (click to show/hide)

Name: Derm InterPlayer
HP: 8/10
MP: 10/10
Insturment: Techno keyboard
BG: The end of the world is upon us. This man rarely speaks, but expresses himself through songs with very little lyrics.
Song 1(offensive): The Virus. Makes the enemy become infected with a rapidly spreading viral disease.
song 2(misc.): The Church of Ra. Standard +1 effect to all nearby i guess...
Song 3: Corruption. Makes targets next roll a solid 1. -5 MP.
Book or horse: Book.
Inventory:
A broken pencil.
HP potion 2/2
MP potion 2/2

Spoiler: Josephus (click to show/hide)

Name: Braxton Brand
HP: 4/10
MP: 9/10
Horse: LOLZ
+1 to next attack
Instrument: Keytar
BG: A morose, thirtysomething caballero with an emerald keytar. He thirsts for the justice that has long been absent from this damned world. He hungers for the music.
Song 1(offensive): Bat out of Hell [summons flaming mustachioed bats to IRONICALLY SERVE THE LIGHT]
song 2(misc.): Heart and Soul [A playful melody that allows Braxton to charm or befriend another person or creature]
song 3: Failure [-1 to the target's next roll.]
Book or horse: Horse

Spoiler:  Spartan 117 (click to show/hide)

Name: Spartan
HP:6/10
MP:8/10
Horse: 10/10
Instrument: Guitar
BG: An ex-soldier who took up music to help him cope with the things he's seen, he goes only by his old callsign.
Song 1(offensive): The Ghost Rider: summons a black horse with a skeleton rider. The skeleton is armed with a colt single action army revolver.
song 2(misc.): Unbreakable: Protects allies with a glowing shield.
Book or horse: Horse
Inventory:

Spoiler: inteunsio (click to show/hide)

Name: Juliardo
HP: 10/10
MP: 8/10
Instrument: Acoustic Six String
BG: A wandering bard who traveled the great deserts of the West, he learned his great songs from a bartender, who happened to be the great Lucas of the Alewarth.
Song no. 1:(Offensive) Carry On Wayward Son-Kansas Suggested Ability:Gives +1 to target's attack rolls
Song no. 2:(Misc.) Renegade-Styx Suggested Ability: Causes target to give up fight.
Equipment: book.

Spoiler: schilcote (click to show/hide)

Name: LSR-320 (Usually shortened to just 320)
HP: 12/15
MP: 8/10
Insturment: Electric Guitar+ Internal Synthesizer
BG: The Stephinian Empire has noticed the disappearance of all sound from this planet, and has given this problem a rating of "Really Friggin' Important". To this end, they have commissioned a LS-Replica unit to be sent here to deal with it covertly. Unit 320 is equipped with a standard tele-translator unit, facilitating flawless communication with anything but the most eldritch of eldritch abominations. After being dropped off in a secluded location, he joined up with the rest of the party. 
(The name of a song you make up and say what it does)
Song 1(offensive): Through The Fire And The Flames!: Run forward and hit people with things.
song 2(misc.): Giygas Means Buisness: Become Giygas Berzerker mode.
Book or horse: Book.

Spoiler: ??? (click to show/hide)

HP-30/30
Black robed man.
Rapier.
Harp.
Abilities:
Lurker- Everything but a 5-8 misses him.
SharpShot- All attacks do a direct 3 damage.
Speedy- Gets 2 actions a turn

[Josephus]

Oh goddamnit.

He who fights and runs away, will live to fight another day. I, famous Caballero, retreat advance to the rear and hide behind a pillar. Someone else take the hit so I can backstab this foolish Man in Black.

[eclipsetail]

Oh goddamnit.

He who fights and runs away, will live to fight another day. I, famous Caballero, retreat advance to the rear and hide behind a pillar. Someone else take the hit so I can backstab this foolish Man in Black.

Unless he follows you.

[Josephus]

Depends on the luck of the roll, of course.

[Dermonster]

My MP wasn't restored.

Play church of Ra. Then do combat via martial arts.

[eclipsetail]

Oops, forgot that.
 
fixed.