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[Schilcote]

fine.

Play GIYGAS MEANS BUISNESS and kick down the door WITH GIYGAS

[eclipsetail]

Chuck Norris is behind that door.

[Schilcote]

Chuck Norris is behind that door.

Too damn bad.

[Spartan 117]

I play The Ghost Rider and have him shoot the octopus warrior in the face.

[inteuniso]

Go back outside.

[Josephus]

I think that's all of us.

[eclipsetail]

Turn 7: Wtfdoor

I make a quick grab for the health potion, because I am a caballero and we caballeros believe that they are entitled to keep anything they can fairly steal.

[5] You grab the health potion greedily.

Threaten to give jose AIDS if he so much as steals my air.
Search for a way to get higher up the castle, or if I'm on the top roof, find a trapdoor/stairwell/Method of downward transportation.

[7] You scare him and take the health potion back.
[7] All you can find is the ladder.

Play GIYGAS MEANS BUISNESS and kick down the door WITH GIYGAS

[10] You become Giygas bezerker and try to kick down the door, but it still doesn't budge. -1 mana. You remain Giygas until end of next turn. It gives you +2 attack.

I play The Ghost Rider and have him shoot the octopus warrior in the face.

[7] You play ghost rider. -1 mana. He remains until end of next turn. {It gets one shot and one hit from the horse each turn}
[2] The shot misses.
[9] The horse stomps on it's head, dealing 3(5-2) damage.
[9] The octopus warrior slashes at Spartan's arm, causing 2 damage.
[4] The octopus misses 320

Go back outside.

You go outside.

[eclipsetail]

Characters and Statuses

Spoiler: Dermonster (click to show/hide)

Name: Derm InterPlayer
HP: 8/10
MP: 9/10
Insturment: Techno keyboard
BG: The end of the world is upon us. This man rarely speaks, but expresses himself through songs with very little lyrics.
Song 1(offensive): The Virus. Makes the enemy become infected with a rapidly spreading viral disease.
song 2(misc.): The Church of Ra. Standard +1 effect to all nearby i guess...
Book or horse: Book.
Inventory:
A broken pencil.
HP potion 2/2
MP potion 2/2

Spoiler: Josephus (click to show/hide)

Name: Braxton Brand
HP: 7/10
MP: 10/10
Horse: LOLZ
Instrument: Keytar
BG: A morose, thirtysomething caballero with an emerald keytar. He thirsts for the justice that has long been absent from this damned world. He hungers for the music.
Song 1(offensive): Bat out of Hell [summons flaming mustachioed bats to IRONICALLY SERVE THE LIGHT]
song 2(misc.): Heart and Soul [A playful melody that allows Braxton to charm or befriend another person or creature]
song 3: Failure [-1 to the target's next roll.]
Book or horse: Horse

Spoiler:  Spartan 117 (click to show/hide)

Name: Spartan
HP:6/10
MP:8/10
Horse: 10/10
Ghost rider.
Instrument: Guitar
BG: An ex-soldier who took up music to help him cope with the things he's seen, he goes only by his old callsign.
Song 1(offensive): The Ghost Rider: summons a black horse with a skeleton rider. The skeleton is armed with a colt single action army revolver.
song 2(misc.): Unbreakable: Protects allies with a glowing shield.
Book or horse: Horse

Spoiler: inteunsio (click to show/hide)

Name: Juliardo
HP: 10/10
MP: 10/10
Instrument: Acoustic Six String
BG: A wandering bard who traveled the great deserts of the West, he learned his great songs from a bartender, who happened to be the great Lucas of the Alewarth.
Song no. 1:(Offensive) Carry On Wayward Son-Kansas Suggested Ability:Gives +1 to target's attack rolls
Song no. 2:(Misc.) Renegade-Styx Suggested Ability: Causes target to give up fight.
Equipment: book.

Spoiler: schilcote (click to show/hide)

Name: LSR-320 (Usually shortened to just 320)
HP: 5/10
MP: 9/10
Gigyas.
Insturment: Electric Guitar+ Internal Synthesizer
BG: The Stephinian Empire has noticed the disappearance of all sound from this planet, and has given this problem a rating of "Really Friggin' Important". To this end, they have commissioned a LS-Replica unit to be sent here to deal with it covertly. Unit 320 is equipped with a standard tele-translator unit, facilitating flawless communication with anything but the most eldritch of eldritch abominations. After being dropped off in a secluded location, he joined up with the rest of the party. 
(The name of a song you make up and say what it does)
Song 1(offensive): Through The Fire And The Flames!: Run forward and hit people with things.
song 2(misc.): Giygas Means Buisness: Become Giygas Berzerker mode.
Book or horse: Book.

Spoiler: ??? (click to show/hide)

Octopus
Shield 4/6
HP 9/12

[Josephus]

Keeping a distance from Derm, who clearly has AIDS, which is like kryptonite to caballeros, I run for the ladder and slide down.

[Dermonster]

Explain to Jose that I don't have aids, but I do have a song called 'The Virus' and if i wanted to I could infect him with a virus that could permanently shut down testosterone production, making him sound like a little girl, and permanent... problems.

Descend the ladder.

[Schilcote]

As Giygas, do something incomprehensible (not that you'd want to comprehend it) to the door until it opens.

[Spartan 117]

I smack the octopus with my guitar, and have my summon attack too.

[inteuniso]

Play Carry On Wayward Son at Ghost Rider.

This RTD would be a fucking epic musical.

[eclipsetail]

Turn 8: Happy now?

Keeping a distance from Derm, who clearly has AIDS, which is like kryptonite to caballeros, I run for the ladder and slide down.

[7] WHEEEE! You slide down, and feel happy.

Explain to Jose that I don't have aids, but I do have a song called 'The Virus' and if i wanted to I could infect him with a virus that could permanently shut down testosterone production, making him sound like a little girl, and permanent... problems.
Descend the ladder.

[7] You go down in a less epic way.

As Giygas, do something incomprehensible (not that you'd want to comprehend it) to the door until it opens.

[7] You continue to try to open it, oblivious to the octopus warrior behind you.
It still doesn't open.

I smack the octopus with my guitar, and have my summon attack too.

[7] You hit it with your guitar doing 0(2-2) damage.
[10] Boom headshot. Does 5(7-2) damage.
The octopus's shield breaks.
[8] The horse steps on the octopus, dealing 3 damage.

Play Carry On Wayward Son at Ghost Rider.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You don't even know he has ghost rider out, because he's in the castle in a locked room, while you're outside. I'll let you play the song on spartan though. It would also be a waste since the ghost rider is gone now.

[10] Spartan gets +1 to his next attack.

The octopus attacks
It unleashes octo-fury on 320. Rolling eight dice, for every 5 and 6 it deals 1 damage.
320 takes 3 damage.

[eclipsetail]

Characters and Statuses

Spoiler: Dermonster (click to show/hide)

Name: Derm InterPlayer
HP: 8/10
MP: 9/10
Insturment: Techno keyboard
BG: The end of the world is upon us. This man rarely speaks, but expresses himself through songs with very little lyrics.
Song 1(offensive): The Virus. Makes the enemy become infected with a rapidly spreading viral disease.
song 2(misc.): The Church of Ra. Standard +1 effect to all nearby i guess...
Book or horse: Book.
Inventory:
A broken pencil.
HP potion 2/2
MP potion 2/2

Spoiler: Josephus (click to show/hide)

Name: Braxton Brand
HP: 7/10
MP: 10/10
Horse: LOLZ
Instrument: Keytar
BG: A morose, thirtysomething caballero with an emerald keytar. He thirsts for the justice that has long been absent from this damned world. He hungers for the music.
Song 1(offensive): Bat out of Hell [summons flaming mustachioed bats to IRONICALLY SERVE THE LIGHT]
song 2(misc.): Heart and Soul [A playful melody that allows Braxton to charm or befriend another person or creature]
song 3: Failure [-1 to the target's next roll.]
Book or horse: Horse

Spoiler:  Spartan 117 (click to show/hide)

Name: Spartan
HP:6/10
MP:8/10
Horse: 10/10
+1 next attack.
Instrument: Guitar
BG: An ex-soldier who took up music to help him cope with the things he's seen, he goes only by his old callsign.
Song 1(offensive): The Ghost Rider: summons a black horse with a skeleton rider. The skeleton is armed with a colt single action army revolver.
song 2(misc.): Unbreakable: Protects allies with a glowing shield.
Book or horse: Horse

Spoiler: inteunsio (click to show/hide)

Name: Juliardo
HP: 10/10
MP: 9/10
Instrument: Acoustic Six String
BG: A wandering bard who traveled the great deserts of the West, he learned his great songs from a bartender, who happened to be the great Lucas of the Alewarth.
Song no. 1:(Offensive) Carry On Wayward Son-Kansas Suggested Ability:Gives +1 to target's attack rolls
Song no. 2:(Misc.) Renegade-Styx Suggested Ability: Causes target to give up fight.
Equipment: book.

Spoiler: schilcote (click to show/hide)

Name: LSR-320 (Usually shortened to just 320)
HP: 2/10
MP: 9/10
Insturment: Electric Guitar+ Internal Synthesizer
BG: The Stephinian Empire has noticed the disappearance of all sound from this planet, and has given this problem a rating of "Really Friggin' Important". To this end, they have commissioned a LS-Replica unit to be sent here to deal with it covertly. Unit 320 is equipped with a standard tele-translator unit, facilitating flawless communication with anything but the most eldritch of eldritch abominations. After being dropped off in a secluded location, he joined up with the rest of the party. 
(The name of a song you make up and say what it does)
Song 1(offensive): Through The Fire And The Flames!: Run forward and hit people with things.
song 2(misc.): Giygas Means Buisness: Become Giygas Berzerker mode.
Book or horse: Book.

Spoiler: ??? (click to show/hide)

Octopus
HP 1/12

Ghost rider is gone.
Gigyas is gone
Juliardo loses 1 mana
The octopus's shield broke