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[Armok]

I wanted to add the thing Tavros said afte being paralysed, but i cant find it

[Karnewarrior]

AT: aG JUST JUMPED ME OFF A CLIFF,
AT: wITH MY BRAIN,
AT: aND, uHH
AT: mY LEGS, aLSO,
AT: aND NOW, tHEY FEEL,
AT: iNVISIBLE,
AT: wOW, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT,
AT: aNYWAY,
AT: tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
AT: tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
AT: oF ME GETTING HURT,

This isn't manly though... Sad, yes, manly, no.
I do love the way he still types slowly after getting thrown off a cliff, though.

[Dakk]

Like Lovecraftian abomination's victims still take time to write and fully describe the experience of being devoured by something they can barely comprehend.

[Gorjo MacGrymm]

"You're bleeding!"

"I a'int got time to bleed."

*thump-whoosh*

"Ya'got time to duck?"

[MetalSlimeHunt]

"I don't have time to die! I'm far too busy...being...delicious!"

[rawr359]

I don't have time to be delicious. I'm far too busy... Bein delicious.

[Karnewarrior]

Let me tell you what happened last night.

 Me and Tyler were out last night after trying (and failing) to get into the Olive Garden. We were walking down the street, griping about the goddamn bouncer, when this fucking bear attacked! I don't know what the hell it was doing here, but the situation demanded action. I leapt at the bear, intending to take it down in a single strike, but it swatted me away. Tyler tried his own deal, but the bear threw him into a highway overpass and he was out.
 I tried to beat it with this board I found lying in an alleyway nearby, but the bear caught it in it's jaws and crushed it. Thinking fast I leapt high enough to get on it's back and grabbed it in a stranglehold. Well, I'm sure you never wrestled a bear before, but this one was extra-big, and even if I could've reached all the way around it's neck, I would have had problems with all that hair. The bear ended up throwing me off, but not brfore I put out one of its eyes with a rock I picked up before.
 I scrambled to my feet, but the bear was laying down. The thing was lying in it's own blood! I swear, this thing was really weird, first off, it was in the city, which is a cause for concern in and of itself, but this thing was rolling in its own blood. Shit was everywhere.
 I got back on its back, which was the safest place at that moment. I apparently scared it, because it lied down. I managed to convey my intentions to it and we picked Tyler up. He had been dodging 100 MPH traffic this whole time. I tell you, dude's a badass. We rode the bear back to Olive Garden.


And that's how we got free breadsticks.

[rawr359]

tl;dr but bears are cool, traffic is fun, and the olive garden breadsticks are totally tits.

[Dakk]

Me to highschooljockfriendthing:

"If you guys are totally not gay, how come you guys aways do the ass pat thing before going to the field"

"Its a warrior ritual, the spartans did it."

I was speechless.

[nenjin]

Everyone knows your warrior supremacy is directly proportional to how much man ass you've had in your hands.

Duh. 

[Kogan Loloklam]

...
None of you guys got it. It is clearly this:

Kyllä kestää, herra kenraali. Ellei käsketä karkuun juoksemaan.

[Nikov]

tl;dr but bears are cool, traffic is fun, and the olive garden breadsticks are totally tits.

I don't know why you'd glaze them with butter and garlic, but I prefer my tits with whipped cream.

[Dermonster]

So. I've been reading Neon Genesis Evangelion: Nobody dies.
...
so yeah. There not so much Phrases as creeds and sentences, and words, but badass nonetheless.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Zeruel/The Fourteenth: I AM. THROUGH LICENSE OF HE WHO IS NAMED "I AM" I HAVE COME. THOUGH MY FEET SHALL DRAG UPON THIS BASE EARTH, I HAVE COME. I AM THE SECOND TO FATHER. INHERITOR OF HIS BOUNDLESS RAGE.  YOU HAVE EXISTED SO FAR AT MY PLEASURE AND PATIENCE, AND THAT, AS HAVE YOUR WORKS OF CIVILISATION, SHALL NOW COME TO AN END. I AM THE GREATEST OF THE MESSENGERS, MOUNTAIN OF THEIR STRENGTH. CITIES SHALL FALL UPON MY PASSING. SONGS SHALL BE SUNG OF WHAT IS LEFT IN MY WAKE. I AM THE ARM OF GOD. ANGEL OF MIGHT. I AM ZERUEL. I HAVE COME.

This one applies to The Bay12 community.

Raziel/The Fourth Cherubim: You are, all of you, garbage. You have debased the sacred site of the Father. You have ended your world through your own curiosity. You have defiled the cosmic order through your own hunger for knowledge and power. But now you will find some answers are not worth knowing. The secrets you have judged worthy of your attention have now decided you are worth theirs. I am the Secret of God. Angel of Mysteries. I am Raziel. I am here.

Rei: Heee~ey.

"YOU ARE A SHADOW.
A PALE IMITATION.
I AM DONE TAKING YOUR MEASURE.
AND I AM DONE PLAYING."
— ADAM, Eldritch Horror.

"Yeah.
So am I."
— Shinji Ikari, replying to the above.

And to top it off:
"Rei! Stop antagonizing Cthulhu!"

As a note, I take Masculinity to equal badass. so lets go with the most badass phrases.

[Chaoswizkid]

I'm sorry, everyone, but you're all very wrong. There was but one man that dominates all others with his eloquence of testosterone.

*Waits a moment for your full attention, before pulling out a folder and laying it down on the table, spilling its contents about the table between us.*

Gentlemen, I present to you the dossier of General George S. Patton.

My favorites:

When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a German will get to him eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell with taking it. My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one either. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket. War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt it's the blood and guts of what once was your best friend beside you, you'll know what to do!

I don't want to get any messages saying, "I am holding my position." We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!

When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can't run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An army without profanity couldn't fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag. ... As for the types of comments I make, sometimes I just, By God, get carried away with my own eloquence.

[ed boy]

Oh my god that man is incredible