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[CJ1145]

You want manly? 

Watch the first half of "Full Metal Jacket" and bask in the manly glory that is R. Lee Ermey.

That man complimented the polish of my boots when he shot a Mail Call where I was reinacting Korea.

*beam*

Congratulations, you just earned the Testicles of Honor, awarded only to the manliest of men.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You want manly? 

Watch the first half of "Full Metal Jacket" and bask in the manly glory that is R. Lee Ermey.

That man complimented the polish of my boots when he shot a Mail Call where I was reinacting Korea.

*beam*

Congratulations, you just earned the Testicles of Honor, awarded only to the manliest of men.

I would say "pics or it didn't happen", but the sheer manlieness of even the possiblity that could have occured has dazzled me with testosterone poisoning.

[Nikov]

You want manly? 

Watch the first half of "Full Metal Jacket" and bask in the manly glory that is R. Lee Ermey.

That man complimented the polish of my boots when he shot a Mail Call where I was reinacting Korea.

*beam*

Congratulations, you just earned the Testicles of Honor, awarded only to the manliest of men.

I would say "pics or it didn't happen", but the sheer manlieness of even the possiblity that could have occured has dazzled me with testosterone poisoning.

There I was, sitting on the front plate of my M24 Chaffee light tank, M1A2 automatic carbine across my lap, when R. Lee. walks by in his slouch cap, looks at my boots, and says "Those things polished up real nice, didn't they?"

[Euld]

Ivanova from Babylon 5: "Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me."

[optimumtact]

Harry Callahan:I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[Gorjo MacGrymm]

"'Scuse me while I whip this out"  blazzing saddles

[Karnewarrior]

These are all badass quotes, but not quite MASCULINE. As in, almost funny MANLY.

Like RIPPING OFF A TIGER HEAD WITH YOUR MIND. Or POWER HANDS. Or POLLY POCKET.

That kinda thing.

[CJ1145]

"THIS FIGHTING STYLE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS *MANLY SHIRT RIP*"

[Acanthus117]

Harry Callahan:I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

This.

[Tack]

You call that a knife? This is a knife.

[CJ1145]

"Double Downs maaaaaaan"

[ToonyMan]

"Double Downs maaaaaaan"

PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS

[RedKing]

Brock Samson: I can cross "stab Hitler to death" off my list of cool crap I thought I'd never get to do.
Hank: Brock?
Brock Samson: Hey, Hank. Killed Hitler.

[TomiTapio]

"I built a catapult."

That vengeance and anger and fury talk could just as well come from a woman. Do you know how fierce females can be to protect their children.

[Cecilff2]

"THIS FIGHTING STYLE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS *MANLY SHIRT RIP*"

Warning spoiler spoiler extreme spoiler

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

His sister fights him for leadership of the family.  By the end of the fight, he's screaming "Noooo" as she drags him away.  Then again, his sister is more manly than most of the men on the show.