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[Josephus]

CT: D --> I need some air
CT: D --> Or some cold milk
CT: D --> Or a towel, I need a towel
CT: D --> Where the fuck are all my fresh towels
CT: D --> I mean
CT: D --> Fiddlesticks, please pardon my language
CT: D --> It won't happen again

NOT. MANLY.

A real man knows that cussing is vulgar and unnecessary. Especially when you are STRONG.

[Schilcote]

CT: D --> I need some air
CT: D --> Or some cold milk
CT: D --> Or a towel, I need a towel
CT: D --> Where the fuck are all my fresh towels
CT: D --> I mean
CT: D --> Fiddlesticks, please pardon my language
CT: D --> It won't happen again

NOT. MANLY.

A real man knows that cussing is vulgar and unnecessary. Especially when you are STRONG.

Not cursing means that you can use the Precision F Strike, which is one of the most awesome things ever.

Just think of LS-001, who has been continuously cool and collected for longer than the universe has existed, suddenly yelling "I'M GONNA F*** YOU UP" and shooting you in the face with an assault shotgun.

[Retro]

I think whatever phrase is decided on should end in ", Madam." With a capital M like that.

[Gorjo MacGrymm]

You want manly? 

Watch the first half of "Full Metal Jacket" and bask in the manly glory that is R. Lee Ermey.

[Luke_Prowler]

"Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "f*** you.""

[Hamster Man]

"... Rip and tear your guts! You are huge! That means you have huge guts!"
-Doom Comic

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

This song is masculine indeed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR4MdSR-yGM

[Tack]

"Are you out of your fucking mind? Can you even begin to concieve of what this means? You can't do that! You can't kill the fucking devil! ... *click*
Please forgive me, I should have held my tongue. I know you can do anything you want."
-Angel of Death.

Not a manly phrase. But that's the angel of death saying that to someone else.
Preacher wins.

[RedKing]

"You do that, you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." - Mal Reynolds

"I'm your huckleberry." - Doc Holliday

And of course,
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." - Conan

[Arkbrik]

Most of the quotes in this thread are badass rather than masculine.

"I must kill fast and bullets too slow"

- John Freeman

[Itnetlolor]

"..." --Gordon Freeman, Half-Life

"..." --Crono, Chrono Trigger

[MetalSlimeHunt]

"That's the old tunnel to Ravenholm. We don't go there anymore." -Alyx Vance

Because it would be the ultimate mind screw if Alyx turned out to be a guy. Plus, I want to give you all nightmares forever.

[Karnewarrior]

"Pfft. That'll happen when pigs fly."
"Right. Anyways, did you want to see my pig catapult?"

[C4lv1n]

Bacon bacon steak bacon steak bacon.

/thread

[Nikov]

You want manly? 

Watch the first half of "Full Metal Jacket" and bask in the manly glory that is R. Lee Ermey.

That man complimented the polish of my boots when he shot a Mail Call where I was reinacting Korea.

*beam*