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[Josephus]

But he doesn't 100ve being strong.

[Dbuhos]

"I'll kill you with my teacup."

[Hamster Man]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. Good thing for you, I got one stick left."

[Euld]

"Are you dwarves or are you elves?  If you have a problem with the number of demons in hell, then keep killing them until they reach an acceptable number!"

--Some guy in the upper forums I think, forgot who

[Phantom]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yes, Kit Carson, the fricken frontiersman-soldier-guide in the middle of a fight wanted only a hot bowl of chili to crack an amusing fart while arm wrestling with god.

Alternatively, the SCP Foundation creed.
Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear. No one else will protect us, we must stand up for ourselves. While the rest of mankind dwell in the light, we must stand in the darkness to combat it, contain it, and shield it from the eyes of the public, so that others may live in a sane, normal world.
We secure. We contain. We protect.

[Realmfighter]

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

[Retro]

I LOVE BEING STRONG.

Okay, you know what? This wins. Forever.

[Simmura McCrea]

Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you!

Pretty much almost anything Kamina says, or some of the more badass move names.

"JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?"

/thread

[rawr359]

the most recent Old Spice commercial.

[Astramancer]

Hello.
--Chuck Norris

[ILikePie]

"Say hello to my little friend" *Bang*

[Rose]

This shirt is FABULOUS!

[Armok]

"****"

[Urist Imiknorris]

"Are you dwarves or are you elves?  If you have a problem with the number of demons in hell, then keep killing them until they reach an acceptable number!"

--Some guy in the upper forums I think, forgot who

The actual quote:

Christ, are you dwarves or are you elves? If you think Hell has too many demons, then you kill them until the population reaches an acceptable number.

When told that the demons were infinite:

Oh, they're infinite? Then here's what you do. You take a swig of mushroom wine, pick up your mushroom wood training axe, pull your kitten leather helm down over your ears, and go kill demons until the population reaches an acceptable number.

[Schilcote]

Speak softly and carry a big stick.