Infomercial*A burly man in a military uniform is looking through a cockpit windows at a squadron of heavy bombers flying trough a asteroid field. He turn around and revel an impressive amout of medals*Hello. I'm Vladimir Sackayev, Defense Secretary of the Atolant Republic, and I'll tell you why I choose to outsource my military to Safety Zone Inc.
Most defence contractors are just glorified ship rental business. You'd be better off buying second-hand ships. They're just as expensive and come without all that red-tapish "Terms of Service" shit. Safety Zone Inc. is different. They do not make their money renting crafts and crews but selling solutions!
*In the background, the bombers have been approaching a large asteroids with what look like a mining station on it. The station's lasers defenses start shooting but are promptly silenced by a volley of missiles, followed by a torough carpet-bombing of the asteroid's surface. The whole rock seems ablaze.*Just tell them what you want, and they'll give it. If they need to commit a whole fleet to crush a rebellion, they'll do it, if you want the head of a pirate's gang they'll bring it to you, and if you want to expell some squatter out of your asteroid belt, they will get the jobs done, no matter how. More than anything else, they are effective, and ruthlessly proffessional. That's why I trust Safety Zone Inc. with the security of the whole Atolant Republic.
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The camera move away from the man and zoom on the bombers coming back. Behind them, the asteroids is barely distingishable behind the veil of rubble but his surface has been totally altered. A line appear on the screen "
(No Safety Zone employees were injured during the realization of this infomercial)"
*Safety Zone Inc. Getting the damned fob done. At all cost.
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