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[thijser]

Today one of my dwarfs got moody claimed a workshop I didn't pay much attention to it until it was finished. So I took a look at it and he had made "the mess of passion" a "chalk" mask that menaces with spikes of "pig tail" and has the image of the mess of passion. Wondering about the creator of this weird object I followed him he went "straight" to bed where 3 other (all male) dwarfs were waiting for him.

Now what should I do with this dwarf I could reward his bravery or I could punish him for making "the mess of passion" into an artifact?

[Heavenfall]

An artifact is just an artifact.
If you truly want to make it a legendary artifact, then cut off the head of the dwarf who made it. THEN it will be remembered.

[thijser]

Yes but going to bed with 3 other male dwarfs after making "the mess of passion" somehow sounds like it was not just "a artifact" and that this type of behavior might spread (and I need childeren in my fort!)

[Kogan Loloklam]

So, 3 other male dwarves were sleeping in that bed? Or they were in the room?

[Heavenfall]

Don't dwarves breed through spores anyway? From that perspective, surely any... excercise... is beneficial to the continuation of the dwarf species.

[thijser]

So, 3 other male dwarves were sleeping in that bed? Or they were in the room?

They were in the same bed 2 were sleeping one was "drinking"

[cameron1124]

problem:nobles  solution:magma

problem: elephants solution: magma

problem: invader  soulition: magma

problem: dwarves solution: ill give you one guess.

[thijser]

In my current fort I excile my nobles and barly use any magma at all (I have a great iron shortage and got trouble making pumps)

[Aspgren]

So .... It's a mask that portrays either..

1. a homosexual dwarven orgy or...
2. an image of itself, carrying an image of itself, carrying an image of itself, carrying an image of itself .. into infinity

Draft the dwarf into the military and assign him the mask and nothing else. Note: NOTHING ELSE. make him go naked if you can!

edit: if you empty his schedual he won't even be doing military duties. he will just go about his business as usual ..... butt naked

[breadbocks]

1. a homosexual dwarven orgy or...
2. an image of itself, carrying an image of itself, carrying an image of itself, carrying an image of itself .. into infinity

Again, as I just posted this, recursive artifacts are nothing new.

[Aspgren]

1. a homosexual dwarven orgy or...
2. an image of itself, carrying an image of itself, carrying an image of itself, carrying an image of itself .. into infinity

Again, as I just posted this, recursive artifacts are nothing new.

I'm aware of this.

[Encased in burning magma]

So .... It's a mask that portrays either..

1. a homosexual dwarven orgy or...
2. an image of itself, carrying an image of itself, carrying an image of itself, carrying an image of itself .. into infinity

Draft the dwarf into the military and assign him the mask and nothing else. Note: NOTHING ELSE. make him go naked if you can!

edit: if you empty his schedual he won't even be doing military duties. he will just go about his business as usual ..... butt naked

He should make him wear a thong also; one that menaces with spikes of kitty leather.

[thijser]

It gets even worse my dwarven civ is called leather lashes and my fort is the anus abbey. I perhaps shouldn't have done a quick embark...

[Shagomir]

It gets even worse my dwarven civ is called leather lashes and my fort is the anus abbey. I perhaps shouldn't have done a quick embark...

This is when you embrace it, and make a megaproject statue of the "Mess of Passion".

[Medicine Man]

It gets even worse my dwarven civ is called leather lashes and my fort is the anus abbey. I perhaps shouldn't have done a quick embark...

Pics or it didn't happen,even a pic of the Mess Of Passion.