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Author Topic: This game will be whatever you wackos make of it. (within the bounds of physics)  (Read 6646 times)

Tylui

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Make the sudden realization that you are extremely nerdy... You probably have an ugly girlfriend. Dump her, find some hotter chick. BOOYAH!
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Armok

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quickly text the police about it!
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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

rawr359

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Walk out quickly if the guy did not notice you yet. If he did see you do whatever he says.

3. Oh... shit. You're pretty sure he glanced at you, but... did he notice you? Is this place really getting held up? What will happen if I die? What about mom and dad? And Jenny? I can't put Jenny through this, I can't risk this, I c-c-caan'......

And then everything went purple.

And then you had a strange vision... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqynT-deDuo

All you can see now is a black void. What happened...?

Your eyes slam open. You're sweating profusely. You're on some concrete, and your head feels warm and wet. Everything is blurry and you're shaking slightly. Wow. So that's what a panic attack feels like.

Now what?
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Criptfeind

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Feel head, are we bleeding? If not assess where we are.
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Tylui

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Also, my suggestion was serious.
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rawr359

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Feel head, are we bleeding? If not assess where we are.

You reach back to your head. OHhhh yeah. You're bleedin alright. (2) In fact, your hand is now covered in blood.

Now what?
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iceball3

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meditate. stand up once calm and look at where you are. if the hold-upper is still there but not facing you, grab the closest container of liquid or heavier object, and -sneak attack- bash his head in.
if he is facing you, trip him before standing and proform the exact previous sentence.
if opponent is stunned, reapeat untill opponent unconcious or not stunned. DO NOT KILL.
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rawr359

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meditate. stand up once calm and look at where you are. if the hold-upper is still there but not facing you, grab the closest container of liquid or heavier object, and -sneak attack- bash his head in.
if he is facing you, trip him before standing and proform the exact previous sentence.
if opponent is stunned, reapeat untill opponent unconcious or not stunned. DO NOT KILL.

(2) You think of inner peace, and slowly stand up. You're still at the seven elevvv

smash.

Ohhh, shit. I'm hurt bad.

Now what?
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iceball3

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go beserk (currently getting ass handed to) counterstrike. dodge. attack.
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rawr359

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go beserk (currently getting ass handed to) counterstrike. dodge. attack.

You flail around wildly while lying on the ground. That didn't help.

Now what?
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The Scout

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Puke on him.
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Lordinquisitor

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Take off your pants.
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iceball3

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fall unconcious in hopes that the hold upper won't want much to do with a puking, flailing, epilistic.
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Evergod41

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>JUST LIE THERE! try to stop bleeding, and listen for the deuche that ruined your perfect day...

techno65535

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Make sure the guy is still there and attacking you before trying to attack anything.
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They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
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