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[Kadzar]

Bah, all of Bay 12's attempts to colonize the real world have ended before embark. Honestly, we  couldn't even manage to set up one measly little commune.

[MaximumZero]

Yes, but you have me now. And once all of our forces from Michigan get set up, there will be no stopping the influx of migrants. Bay12 will rule the world! Muahahahaha!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Can you even imagine how awkward the mandatory invitation to join the UN would be?

[Josephus]

Considering that we're all guilty of multiple crimes against humanity?

Pretty damn awkward.

[Aqizzar]

Can you even imagine how awkward the mandatory invitation to join the UN would be?

"We just thought it would be fun, really.  Hey, you guys got any food?  None of us know how to farm or build anything, and we ran out of money buying the island..."

Bah, all of Bay 12's attempts to colonize the real world have ended before embark. Honestly, we  couldn't even manage to set up one measly little commune.

And Lord knows we "tried".  You know how hard it is to get thirteen people to buy an apartment together?  It's pretty hard.

[Duuvian]

[Eugenitor]

13 people, one apartment? Good God no.

What we need is a compound.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Well, it's good to know we aren't on our way to becoming a crazy splinter political faction revolving around the best freeware game of all time.

[JoshuaFH]

Well, it's good to know we aren't on our way to becoming a crazy splinter political faction revolving around the best freeware game of all time.

It would be pretty awesome though.

[Aqizzar]

Well, it's good to know we aren't on our way to becoming a crazy splinter political faction revolving around the best freeware game of all time.

It would be pretty awesome though.

That philosophy seems to govern pretty all of our plans and decisions.  Would be a Hell of a way to run a country.

[JoshuaFH]

Well, it's good to know we aren't on our way to becoming a crazy splinter political faction revolving around the best freeware game of all time.

It would be pretty awesome though.

That philosophy seems to govern pretty all of our plans and decisions.  Would be a Hell of a way to run a country.

Hastiness, reckless abandon, gross overestimation of our actual abilities, and the likely possibility of certain death have only occasionally stopped us before.

[Eagleon]

I'd be game, if it weren't for the bot flies and deadly caterpillars and such. Brazil is its own terrifying biome, complete with sieging drug-lords and rampaging howler monkeys.

On topic, this is probably linked to all that friendly methane that appears to be mobilizing for a warm hug in the arctic.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

See, this could have become a big political argument on global warming. But then DF was introduced. And all was calm. I swear, it's an uncanny effect.

Bay 12

The sovergin awecracy of Bay 12 was formed on 2010, October 23rd. The country was founded by the internet forum Bay 12 on a detached iceburg, which was quickly expanded through the community purchase of a private island.

[MaximumZero]

I'd be game, if it weren't for the bot flies and deadly caterpillars and such. Brazil is its own terrifying biome, complete with sieging drug-lords and rampaging howler monkeys.

There are plenty of other places in the world to buy islands, ser. Nothing near that big, but it may be too much for us anyway.

Also, I know how to grow crops, make them into useful food, raise animals, make them into useful food, and cook. And I'm a martial arts instructor. Also, with all the computer scientists and enthusiasts on this board, we could create a super-secure banking interface, force our way onto the market and cripple dominate the world's economy, essentially being able to import anything we need/want at will. i7 processors for everyone!

Also, I reiterate: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Jackrabbit]

If we somehow all do end up on some remote island somewhere, dibs on the rotting pig head. And I always get the conch.