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RedKing

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In Russia, only forest fires can prevent you!
« on: August 09, 2010, 07:57:13 am »

Seriously though...it's getting pretty bad over there:

Moscow deaths double amid smog to 700 people a day

700 A DAY?!?? That is some serious motherf-cking smog.
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Re: In Russia, only forest fires can prevent you!
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2010, 07:59:03 am »

You sure the guy who wrote this didn't just mix up days with years or somthing? Because my bullshit alarm is deafining at the moment.
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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2010, 08:08:59 am »

700 a day is probably mostly unhealthy people who already have breathing problems. Some people who die naturally might be included. And it's still early in the crisis, there's bound to be people who just didn't know you should wear a mask during a smog and there's people who are just too plain stubborn/stupid to wear one.
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Re: In Russia, only forest fires can prevent you!
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2010, 08:11:26 am »

You sure the guy who wrote this didn't just mix up days with years or somthing? Because my bullshit alarm is deafining at the moment.

Aye, smog used to kill dozens of people in London on particularly bad days, so compounded with a fire, I don't see the 700-a-day figure as that outlandish, especially considering Moscow's population density.
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Re: In Russia, only forest fires can prevent you!
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2010, 08:11:51 am »

Haven't been able to find a non-AP writeup to compare. Looking at some of the pictures and video I've found...I can halfway believe it. That shit looks BAD. Makes Beijing in summer look like Lake Tahoe by comparison.

Plus, 550 forest fires with 40 alone near Moscow? Yikes.
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Re: In Russia, only forest fires can prevent you!
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2010, 08:29:27 am »

700 a day is bad - basically, 9/11 in a touch over four days.
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2010, 08:35:57 am »

CNN states 270 fires over 24 hours.
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Re: In Russia, only forest fires can prevent you!
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2010, 08:36:44 am »

Jesus christ, this is... very very bad. It's incredibly bad. Aw man. How are they handling the fires? The usual methods?
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2010, 08:48:20 am »

Jesus christ, this is... very very bad. It's incredibly bad. Aw man. How are they handling the fires? The usual methods?

Throwing vodka at it?

In all honesty this is bad, but probably most deaths are from the homeless or poor.
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Re: In Russia, only forest fires can prevent you!
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2010, 08:49:09 am »

They should try bombing the fires. It'll suck all the air out and smother the fire. It isn't like anyone's alive inside the kind of inferno that creates smoke clouds that large.
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Re: In Russia, only forest fires can prevent you!
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2010, 08:50:32 am »

Jesus christ, this is... very very bad. It's incredibly bad. Aw man. How are they handling the fires? The usual methods?

Yup. Smothering it with Poles, waiting for winter, and getting drunk.

Only the last method seems to be working very well.


In all seriousness, I assume the typical "douse it with shitloads of water" and "dig/burn clear zones around the fires". I know people are getting pissed that the government hasn't been able to get control of it.

In all honesty this is bad, but probably most deaths are from the homeless or poor.

And we all know they only partially count.  ::)

They should try bombing the fires. It'll suck all the air out and smother the fire. It isn't like anyone's alive inside the kind of inferno that creates smoke clouds that large.

It's not one big fire, it's hundreds of smaller fires. Here's a Google Earth overlay I found:
Spoiler: Russia fire map (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: August 09, 2010, 08:58:57 am by RedKing »
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2010, 09:14:16 am »

I bet the Greenpeace will throw a tantrum over the Russia's disregard for CO2 emissions quotas.
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2010, 09:32:37 am »

I swear, if Moscow is destroyed by fire, it will be the most ironic destruction of a city ever. I know it isn't all that cold there, but still.
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Re: In Russia, only forest fires can prevent you!
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2010, 09:33:23 am »

Yup. Smothering it with Poles, waiting for winter, and getting drunk.

Only the last method seems to be working very well.
Keeping in mind how the statistics for people who drown drunk in Russia have sky-rocketed over the last months of extreme heat...

Off topic, I just realised the Swedish word for drown is "drunkna". Coincident? I think not.

Spoiler: Russia fire map (click to show/hide)
Is that lake called "Lake Mope"?
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Re: In Russia, only forest fires can prevent you!
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2010, 09:50:24 am »

I swear, if Moscow is destroyed by fire, it will be the most ironic destruction of a city ever. I know it isn't all that cold there, but still.

It wouldn't be the first time it was destroyed by fire. Napoleon burnt it down in revenge or something.
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