Let me tell you of a faith, a faith new and exciting (well, not really exciting), hatched of my own mind through enlightenment:
Once upon a time, before our universe existed, there was a god.
Let's call him... Bill?
Bill was bored. Omnipotent-ish as he was, being such an old and powerful being, he had nothing to do.
Then an idea struck his mind(or whatever he thought with.): What if i made something i could observe, surely it would be of at least minor entertainment.
And so it was, with a snap of his metaphorical fingers, the big bang happened.
And he watched. and he was not quite so bored as usual.
and stuff happened. and life was formed.
'What is this?' Bill thought. 'I wonder what happens next'
So then evolution happened.
'What's this?' Bill once more thought. 'These things seem to be aware they exist. how quaint.'
And with humans came events.
like... sex and wars and stuff.
that's all entertaining from an observer point of view.
and so it came to be that humans became the personal jesters of Bill, omnipotent spectator god of the super-universe (as in, a universe above our own)
we are all actors in this giant play. sometimes there are drama's, other times it's a romantic comedy. either way, Bill is slightly less bored.
also: L. Ron Hubbard got nothing on me! flock to me, oh ye in need of a faith, and i shall give you this, so that you may be awestruck by my religion that cannot be disproven because the god in it only spectates after his first action of creating the universe!
yay me!
(and such are the marvels that are produced by my mind when i'm bored.)