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[Omegastick]

Awe, you only have one laser pistol.

Red, you don't have any light sources, but Fred has an experimental torch.

[Phantom]

Awe, you only have one laser pistol.

Red, you don't have any light sources, but Fred has an experimental torch.

What the hell happened to my 6 laser barrels!?

[The Scout]

"FRED TURN YOUR LIGHT ON" Throw hat at creature. Shoot it. Get grenade ready.

[Sensei]

If that doesn't work, obviously open up with my normal gun.

Whatever. I retrieve all my stuff from my corpse, and request another WHAM launcher if mine isn't still intact. Then I'll go help the rest of the party who are almost certainly in great peril of drowning in puddles or something without my presence.

[Hugehead]

Shoot everything! They're all commies. All of them.

[Phantom]

Shoot everything! They're all commies. All of them.

"DAMMIT I DO NOT WANT TO DIE DO NOT SHOOT ME OR THE ORANGE LOOK THERE IS COLD FUN IN YOUR LASER>"

[The Scout]

Shoot everything! They're all commies. All of them.

Throw hat at Huge. "Take this you commie."

[Omegastick]

Awe, you only have one laser pistol.

Red, you don't have any light sources, but Fred has an experimental torch.

What the hell happened to my 6 laser barrels!?

Barrels attach onto the end of a pistol, each one gets six shots before burning out. Then, you must take off the current barrel and attach a new one.

[The Scout]

Ready.

[Omegastick]

Everyone except Senseibot: Franticly lasers fly everywhere. Everyone gets hurt except Loot-R, who is simply stunned. Suddenly there is a large roar and Fred is ripped apart, splattering you all in blood.


In conclusion:
Senseibot and Fred are dead.
Everyone else is in the sewers in HDG sector.

[Tylui]

OH DEAR LORD RUN AWAY! "Dear Friend Computer, I believe there may be some nasty sort of mutant living in your sewers."

I'd like to leave the sewers if I could, dear GM.

[Phantom]

"Fred!? FRED?! FREEEED! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
I immediately run towards the closest exit.

[Diablous]

I head for the exits! I do not know what that thing is, and I don't think I want to.

[Phantom]

Also let me give a list thing or something of everyone in Alpha Complex!

Troubleshooters: Hunk Rump readers.
RnD: Almost as bad as commies.
IntSec: Pure Happiness makers.
Commies/Secret dudes: 8luh 8luh, Huge 8itches.
Ultraviolets: PURE DIAMONDS
The Computer: Also PURE DIAMONDS.
Everyone Else: 8luh 8luh.

[Sensei]

There are so many secret communist entities in that statement I don't even know what to say.