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[Sensei]

What's out of context mode? Is it some communist manifesto?

[Phantom]

What's out of context mode? Is it some communist manifesto?

"That is above your security clearance, robot."

[Omegastick]

Yes, what is this out of context mode? The bot must be right, it must be some sort of communist manifesto. Stop spouting treason, citizen.

[Phantom]

Yes, what is this out of context mode? The bot must be right, it must be some sort of communist manifesto. Stop spouting treason, citizen.

I really don't know what it is. Ohgoditburnsvirusvirusvirusvirusaofnaobfaksnoajiubfuyvwauiv hkbqnoanfbnfa

Awe has been infected with the [INFORMATION ABOVE SECURITY CLEARANCE] Virus!

[Omegastick]

Oh dear, we should call a Docbot! DOCBOT! COME HERE NOW! WE HAVE A MEDICAL EMERGENCY!

[Phantom]

aofa;omsaomkfaoijsnaifuhjkabnfiba guajbfiabfahb auggggh.

Awe has been struck down!
A Chestburster bursts out of his chest!
The Chestburster escapes!
Awe transfers his consciousness to Chestburster!

[Omegastick]

Spartan has been ejected.

Due to his idleness, Bob-R-IKQ has been removed from this mission. The new mission leader is Senseibot.

Red: You throw one of your experimental grenades in then turn around and run out of the door.

Sensei: You would start firing at the Tankbot, but you have no ammunition.

Awe and Suck-R: You start firing lasers at the Tankbot. One of you manages to hit the fuel supply and the whole thing goes up in flames.

The grenade thrown earlier goes off, tiny communist tracking bots fly out and start shooting at Red. Some of them manage to get head shots and Red is shot down.


In conclusion:
Awe, Suck-R and Senseibot are standing in a viewing room in R&D in HDG sector.
Red is dead
Everyone else is unconcious on the floor of a viewing room in R&D in HDG sector.

[Phantom]

"YES! Alright everybody, get your former stuff and the guy who got that fuel tank shot gets a free laser."
I shall go down there and retrieve my stuff.

[Diablous]

"So that's what those grenades do. Interesting. Oh, and Awe, since we're the only ones who shot that thing, I guess you owe me a laser. I'm going to see what Red had on him."

I see what I can get from Red's corpse.

[Sensei]

Is that rocket launcher still in tact? I could really use one of those. One of my arms isn't a gun!

While we're at it, does R&D have any more combat-effective chassis for me to inhabit?

[The Scout]

"Stay off my corpse man. You wouldn't like it if I took your stuff."

[Phantom]

Is that rocket launcher still in tact? I could really use one of those. One of my arms isn't a gun!

While we're at it, does R&D have any more combat-effective chassis for me to inhabit?

You will never have my WHAM how dare you it was issued to me it is mine it is mine. Plus I never got to fill out the testing form.

[Diablous]

"Stay off my corpse man. You wouldn't like it if I took your stuff."

"I'm looking for treasonous stuff. If I don't find anything like that, I'll give your things back to you when your next clone arrives. And how are you talking to me, anyway? You're dead."

[Phantom]

"Stay off my corpse man. You wouldn't like it if I took your stuff."

"I'm looking for treasonous stuff. If I don't find anything like that, I'll give your things back to you when your next clone arrives. And how are you talking to me, anyway? You're dead."

"I heard it too. Stupid mutant clones talking to you from where they come. I think Red belongs in the Dangerous Registered Mutant Menagerie. Or the Food Vats."

Meanwhile, some loyal Troubleshooters are promoted to IntSec members.

[Sensei]

Pity those troubleshooters aren't you. Why? Because you keeping blowing yourselves up! Clearly you shouldn't even be allowed to handle that rocket launcher.