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Author Topic: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Alas, Poor Awe-R-SOM-2, I Barely Knew Him  (Read 29614 times)

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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Turns are above your security clearence
« Reply #210 on: September 04, 2010, 01:46:08 pm »

'Kay, just wondered if you wanted to make your own character. I'll write you in as Loot-Rs bot.
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« Reply #211 on: September 04, 2010, 02:23:54 pm »

Suddenly, Loot-Rs Jackobot sparks then springs into a new sort of life.

"Greetings, my name is Senseibot."
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« Reply #212 on: September 04, 2010, 02:37:57 pm »

"I am programmed to be loyal to Loot-R. With your leave, Loot-R, I would like to observe the use of Awe's WHAM missile. I am considering acquiring one later. Also given the history of the arena I may also enjoy seeing Awe terminated. I am attempting to acquire a "hobby" to better simulate human actions."
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Turns are above your security clearence
« Reply #213 on: September 04, 2010, 03:15:13 pm »

"I have a sudden feeling there is a now sentient robot that wants me to die."
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« Reply #214 on: September 04, 2010, 04:01:39 pm »

"I am programmed to be loyal to Loot-R. With your leave, Loot-R, I would like to observe the use of Awe's WHAM missile. I am considering acquiring one later. Also given the history of the arena I may also enjoy seeing Awe terminated. I am attempting to acquire a "hobby" to better simulate human actions."
"I have a sudden feeling there is a now sentient robot that wants me to die."
Oh God! I laughed so hard! For good roleplaying you both will be issued extra ammunition!

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« Reply #215 on: September 04, 2010, 04:35:59 pm »

I ignore the psycho bot and watch the demonstration. I want to see this weapon in action.
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« Reply #216 on: September 04, 2010, 04:41:50 pm »

Examine grenades. "This ought to be good. Wait, are these windows SCIENCE proof?"
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« Reply #217 on: September 04, 2010, 04:45:31 pm »

The computers voice booms from the ceiling.

"That information is above your security clearence, citizen."
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« Reply #218 on: September 04, 2010, 04:49:52 pm »

What level is my robo-clearance? Surely friend computer trusts his kind?
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« Reply #219 on: September 04, 2010, 04:52:09 pm »

"You are a bot, you are above security clearence."
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« Reply #220 on: September 04, 2010, 04:57:28 pm »

I robo-smile. If at all possible, my gaze becomes more sinister.
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« Reply #221 on: September 05, 2010, 07:32:05 am »

It appears the Bob-R-IKQ is being idle, a vote shall commence on whether or not he should be ejected from the mission. We require three eject votes to eject him from the mission.
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« Reply #222 on: September 05, 2010, 09:45:54 am »

Everyone except Awe: You sit down and prepare to watch the show before you.

Awe: You sidestep the Tankbot's shot before loading a blue rocket into the launcher. The tankbot fires another shot at you, hitting your directly in the chest and and blowing you up. The WHAM flies off and hits the wall with one shot still inside it and the shot goes off. There is a blinidng flash of light and the WHAM and itself flies towards the window for a split second, leaving a massive burst of fire behind it, before you hear another bang and the window smashes. There is a large explosion and then you all feel imense pain. Awe, Fred and Loot-R are incapacitated, Red and the scientist are both injured, Bob is killed, Senseibot was destroyed and Suck-R is outright vaporized!


Senseibot, Bob and Suck-R are dead.
Awe, Fred and Loot-R are on the floor of a viewing room in R&D in HDG sector, unconcious.
Red is standing in a viewing room in R&D in HDG sector with a rather worried looking scientist.
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« Reply #223 on: September 05, 2010, 10:01:42 am »

"What do I do scientist?"
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« Reply #224 on: September 05, 2010, 10:21:22 am »

Ow. I wait for my next clone to come.
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