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Author Topic: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Alas, Poor Awe-R-SOM-2, I Barely Knew Him  (Read 29589 times)

Spartan 117

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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Second Turn Done!
« Reply #90 on: August 10, 2010, 12:01:05 pm »

I shall prepare myself for briefing as you command, Friend Computer.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
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Hugehead

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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Second Turn Done!
« Reply #91 on: August 10, 2010, 12:34:39 pm »

Do not cross the line, we don't have the clearance to do that.
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Second Turn Done!
« Reply #92 on: August 10, 2010, 01:35:59 pm »

I shall follow Loot-R!
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Second Turn Done!
« Reply #93 on: August 10, 2010, 01:59:02 pm »

Everyone except Fred: You happily waltz forward through the corridoor.

Fred: You stay back, thinking that this is a a bad idea.

As the group is walking towards the briefing room a small guardbot on wheels zooms around in front of you, skidding slightly as it stops to block the doorway into the briefing room.

*You are in an area that is above your clearance level, citizen!* The robot screeches. *Leave now or you will be punished*

Everyone instinctively tries to reason with the armed robot but it just seems to get very angry; you must've said something that really hit a soft spot in the bots circuitry. The bot unleashes a hailstorm of lasers at the party, with Fred managing to get out of the way. Red is knocked unconcious and everyone else is badly wounded.

*This is your final warning, leave now!*



In conclusion:

Red is unconcious on the floor of an orange clearence corridoor in HDG sector, wounded.
Awe, Bob, Loot-r and Suck-r are wounded in an orange clearence corridoor in HDG sector.
Fred is happily standing outside an orange clearence corridoor in HDG sector.
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Third turn done!
« Reply #94 on: August 10, 2010, 02:09:28 pm »

[GONE]
« Last Edit: August 10, 2010, 02:46:57 pm by Phantom »
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Third turn done!
« Reply #95 on: August 10, 2010, 02:11:27 pm »

I get out of that corridor!
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Spartan 117

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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Third turn done!
« Reply #96 on: August 10, 2010, 02:13:47 pm »

I calmly as possible walk back over the line.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
"Sometimes being a dwarf has it's advantages, KNEE-CAPPING TIME!"

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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Third turn done!
« Reply #97 on: August 10, 2010, 02:16:21 pm »

I would like to follow Bob-R... Also as calmly as possible... but while, again, humming a tune.
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Third turn done!
« Reply #98 on: August 10, 2010, 02:21:49 pm »

Hope the other's drag me away. You heartless people probably won't.
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Third turn done!
« Reply #99 on: August 10, 2010, 02:22:55 pm »

Oh, I also drag Red out with me. Don't want him to be on clone 3 before we get briefed.
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Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Third turn done!
« Reply #100 on: August 10, 2010, 02:25:36 pm »

[GONE]
« Last Edit: August 10, 2010, 02:46:48 pm by Phantom »
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Third turn done!
« Reply #101 on: August 10, 2010, 02:35:47 pm »

Are our items all ready equipped?
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Fourth turn done!
« Reply #102 on: August 10, 2010, 02:41:33 pm »

Yes, your items are already equipped

Bob and Loot-R: You both limp out into the the center of HDG, one of you humming a tune.

Awe and Suck-R: You both try to carry Red out into the open but you are half way there and he wakes up. He begins to thrash in your grip, knocking all three of you over and you hear the bot's lasers warming up again.

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There is a small whirring sound after the bot finishes firing, it stops still for a bit before it's weapons explode, sending bot bits flying everywhere.



In conclusion:
Bob, Loot-R and Fred are standing outside an orange clearence corridoor in HDG sector.
Awe, Red and Suck-R are dead, Red was likely a commie mutant traitor, you should've been more heartless. Mark off a clone on your character sheets.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2010, 04:57:49 pm by Omegastick »
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Third turn done!
« Reply #103 on: August 10, 2010, 02:47:54 pm »

Consult Friend Computer on what to do.
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Fourth turn done!
« Reply #104 on: August 10, 2010, 02:49:09 pm »

Uh, there are some errors. Bob(Spartan) didn't try to save Red.
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Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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