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[Omegastick]

Greetings citizen! You have before you an opportunity to enter The Computer's brilliant domain as a valued clone. But wait, you don't what The Computer is? I guess that your are new and that is not worthy of execution, yet. The Computer is our master, It leads us forward in technological advances and protects us from the commie mutant traitors of the outside world. You see, the commie mutant traitors want to overthrow The Computer's reign in Alpha Complex (That is where everyclone lives) and start their own commie government, making everyone unhappy.

Huzzah! I see you are eager to join in with this land of happiness (it's mandatory, you know). All you need to do is put your name down on the following form and you will be granted access into Alpha Complex and red clearence, meaning that you are more important than in infrared clearence clones.

Code: (Form) [Select]

Name:
Sex: (Not to be used as a tally chart)
Preffered position in squad:
Alright, rules, you say? No, knoledge of the rules is above your security clearence, therefore being treasonous. All you need to do to play is read the following article: http://www.paranoia-live.net/content.php?article.6 (This step is entirely optional, and also discouraged if you already know about Paranoia)

Team Leader: Spartan, Male
Equipment Guy: Hugehead, Male
Hygeine Officer: Phantom, Male
Loyalty Officer: Diablous, Male
Happiness Officer: Tylui, Male
Communications Officer: Reddie, Male

(This shall be a play by post RPG using Paranoia rules. Seriously, if you show any knoledge of the rules you will be executed, as knoledge of the rules is against the rules)

[Spartan 117]

Spartasporidium 117, Spartan for short.

Male

Team Leader

[Hugehead]

Hugehead 729

Male

Equipment Guy

[Tylui]

Tylui

Male

Happiness Officer

[Spartan 117]

The lack of thread attendance is making me sad.

[Diablous]

Diablous

Male

Loyalty Officer

[The Scout]

Reddie

Male

Comm Officer

[Phantom]

Wait what the Fuck? Aw, the Red commie got the comm officer.
I still like cleaning shit though, so easy.


Phantom

Male

Hygeine Officer

[The Scout]

Wait what the Fuck? Aw, the Red commie got the comm officer.



Phantom

Male

Hygeine Officer

Treason....

[Phantom]

Wait what? I did nuthin' treasonous you fool, but you did, you've been playing the game that promotes the commies!

[The Scout]

Wait what? I did nuthin' treasonous you fool, but you did, you've been playing the game that promotes the commies!

How does that prove I'm a commie?

[Phantom]

Wait what? I did nuthin' treasonous you fool, but you did, you've been playing the game that promotes the commies!

How does that prove I'm a commie?

You're doing something that promotes communism. You know, those Soviets you helped destroy the non-communist dreams in that game.

[The Scout]

Wait what? I did nuthin' treasonous you fool, but you did, you've been playing the game that promotes the commies!

How does that prove I'm a commie?

You're doing something that promotes communism. You know, those Soviets you helped destroy the non-communist dreams in that game.

You mean the crazy, bald, dude brainwashing Russia to attack?

[Phantom]

Wait what? I did nuthin' treasonous you fool, but you did, you've been playing the game that promotes the commies!

How does that prove I'm a commie?

You're doing something that promotes communism. You know, those Soviets you helped destroy the non-communist dreams in that game.

You mean the crazy, bald, dude brainwashing Russia to attack?

Well, explain Stalin. Or the Psychic Dominator disaster.

[The Scout]

Wait what? I did nuthin' treasonous you fool, but you did, you've been playing the game that promotes the commies!

How does that prove I'm a commie?

You're doing something that promotes communism. You know, those Soviets you helped destroy the non-communist dreams in that game.

You mean the crazy, bald, dude brainwashing Russia to attack?

Well, explain Stalin. Or the Psychic Dominator disaster.

Stalin wasn't in it. Psychic thing was Yuri.