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[Tylui]

"Senseibot! Welcome to sentience! I didn't realize I was so good at repairing Jackobots. Hey listen, the R&D guy didn't give you anything to test. Even though I don't have a laser anymore... Would you want to test the MSA? I have this big old thing and it's hard to carry both, even though it's light..."

[Phantom]

Pity those troubleshooters aren't you. Why? Because you keeping blowing yourselves up! Clearly you shouldn't even be allowed to handle that rocket launcher.

"Actually I don't pity those Troubleshooters at all. They're fricken happy and have Blue security clearance. Also the reason I killed everyone is because I didn't have no fancy armor, and I got shot by a tank bot in where my vital organs are. Also you robots are homicidal maniacs."

Great, now I want to be an IntSec member for some reason, probably easier job though...

[Omegastick]

Someone in here is an IntSec spy...

[Phantom]

That would be a good thing, considering all the other possibilities.

[The Scout]

"Wait we have RED clearence..."

[Phantom]

"Wait we have RED clearence..."

"Some of us might not. Hell I don't even know most of you more than your names."

[Omegastick]

Everyone except Suck-R is Red clearence.

[Phantom]

"Can we I go get my stuff already? I want to get my stuff and give Suck-R his/her promised laser already."

[Sensei]

Hrm? What's an MSA? If it is likely to kill things I intend to, whilst leaving myself unharmed, I'll take it...

[Phantom]

"I don't think we can trust the robot, may I have it? I have the intention to test it out, as it was meant to, and return it to the trustful Blues who work here."

[Sensei]

You don't trust me? Don't you know that I am an emissary of Friend Computer and Loot-R?

[Phantom]

Awe rolls his eyes, and begins talking to the robot in binary.

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[Sensei]

Yes; Not you specifically; Maybe.

[Omegastick]

Awe and Suck-R: Awe hands Suck-R his laser barrel.

Suck-R: You check Red's unconcious body. On it you find: a laser pistol with a single barrel, red reflec armour, a red cap with a yellow hammer and sickle sewn onto it and the box of assorted grenades. Note, you haven't taken anything from the body yet.

Awe and Senseibot: You both race to Awe's corpse to loot it's stuff. With Sensei being noticably faster Sensei gets to the corpse first. He manages to pick up the WHAM with his one arm and can't pick up anything else. Meanwhile Awe makes it to his corpse and gets the red laser barrel from it.


In conclusion:
Awe and Senseibot are standing over Awe's corpse in a testing arena in R&D in HDG sector.
Suck-R is standing in a viewing room in R&D in HDG sector.
Everyone else in unconcious.

[Phantom]

Actually, what I said doesn't matter.

I report to the scientist that I'd like to fill out the Testing Form.