Back from Swynnerton 2010, it was awesome. Swynnerton is a military training base that the Staffordshire wing of ATC (Air training Corps) rents out twice a year, we do all sorts of awesome crap there!
Red: The man answers, "All sorts of things that us at R&D have made for the citizens of Alpha Complex and The Computer. Here's yours." The man hands you a small box of six grenades. "These are six experimental grenades we want you to test for us."
Suck-R: The man answers you next, "Well, we have this one for you." The man picks up a small black ball from the table and hands it to you. "This is our Tactical Situation Decision Assessment Device, it will assess the situation in all detail possible and give you a yes or no answer as to whether or not you should do something."
Awe: "Ahh, you will love your experimental weapon! The WHAM!" the man picks up a large blue rocket launcher from the table and hands it to you, along with a pack of foot long rockets. "This is the WHAM, the Whopping Huge Assault Missile. It fires tacnuke missiles with extra fuel so fast that they you probably won't see them leave the barrel."
Fred: "Here is your experimental item, the Experimental Torch No32." The man hands you a small flash light. "It has a special power source that allows it to be brighter than any of the lights here in Alpha Complex!"
Bob: The man doesn't even say anything to you, he just hands you a black box with a single bright red button on it.
Loot-R: "For you we have a rather unusual weapon, even for us." The man hands you a massive object that is the same size as you! Upon holding it you notice that it is very light and there is a a single trigger on it surrounding by at least twenty different buttons. "This is the Blaster 9000, it only has one shot so please only use it in a desperate situation."
In conclusion:
You are all standing in R&D in HDG sector.
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