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Author Topic: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Alas, Poor Awe-R-SOM-2, I Barely Knew Him  (Read 29594 times)

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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Turns are above your security clearence
« Reply #165 on: August 18, 2010, 08:41:48 am »

Bob, Suck-R, Red and Awe: I'm sorry, knoledge of communist propaganda is treason, you have all been given twenty-five treason points. Red, you have been assigned termination. Would everyone kindly kill Red.

Everyone except Loot-R: You head to PLC with the bomb. PLC is just as grimy and grungy as the rest of HDG sector, although it has rather more bots inhabiting it than normal. A jackobot walks up to you and pauses for a while, making a small humming noise and occaisionally letting off a spark. Suddenly it speaks in a scratchy voice.

"Greetings, citizens, may I have the package you have brought for us? Oh, you have fifty plasticreds each in the back as well!"

Loot-R: You head to R&D, upon arriving you find yourself in a place bearly resembling a room. It is torn up beyond recognition and every few seconds you hear an explosion from another room. A man in a white coat with frizzy grey hair runs up to you.

"Oh! Hello, citizen. You must be one of the troublehooters bringing the bomb. But you dont have it? You must have gone ahead from the rest of the pack, eh? Always the eager one, eh? Come, come, we have a new invention that needs to be tested."

He grabs you by the wrist and tugs you along, you head down a corridoor and through a few more torn up rooms only to find yourself in the center of a large arena with the man. On the floor you can see a small handheld gun with a rather large tank full to something attached to it.

"You will be testing the MSA for us on your mission, test it out!"

The man then runs out of the arena and you see a tankbot burst through the wall to your left.



In conclusion:
Everyone except Loot-R is standing in PLC in HDG sector.
Loot-R is standing in a large arena in R&D in HDG sector with the MSA on the floor next to him and a tankbot aiming at him.
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Turns are above your security clearence
« Reply #166 on: August 18, 2010, 09:28:09 am »

"You got to be kidding me."
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« Reply #167 on: August 18, 2010, 10:38:46 am »

[song tune="Old McDonald"] The Friend Computer is the best... EEE III EEE III OOOO [/song]

Grab the MSA, tuck and roll out the door and then [[Secret action via PM!]]
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Turns are above your security clearence
« Reply #168 on: August 18, 2010, 01:13:00 pm »

Shoot red in the eyes.
The eyes.
The eyes.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2010, 11:49:29 am by Phantom »
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Re: Paranoia - Fun is Mandatory - Turns are above your security clearence
« Reply #169 on: August 18, 2010, 01:16:44 pm »

I give the bomb to the jackobot, and go see what is available in the market.
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« Reply #170 on: August 19, 2010, 06:08:56 am »

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« Reply #171 on: August 19, 2010, 06:42:19 am »

I shoot Red repeatedly to make up for my treasonous behaviour.
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« Reply #172 on: August 19, 2010, 03:35:40 pm »

"All we want to is eat your brains. We aren't unreasonable. Nobodys gonna eat your eyes."
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« Reply #173 on: August 19, 2010, 09:16:57 pm »

Cancel what I said last time.
Initiate Troubleshooter laser technique, Awe Diplomacy. (Which means shoot the target, Red, many times until nothing is left.
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« Reply #174 on: August 21, 2010, 05:47:51 am »

Argh, I'm pretty ill. I won't be able to update until tommorow probably due to being restricted to a bed.
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« Reply #175 on: August 21, 2010, 05:18:49 pm »

Argh, I'm pretty ill. I won't be able to update until tommorow probably due to being restricted to a bed.
I hopw you get better. It must be serious if your confined to a bed.
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« Reply #176 on: August 24, 2010, 09:26:25 am »

I love you friend computer please feel better  :'(
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« Reply #177 on: August 24, 2010, 12:46:58 pm »

Hope you get better soon.
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« Reply #178 on: August 24, 2010, 01:46:35 pm »

Hehe, forgot about this while I was ill. I'll do the next turn now.

Everyone except Red and Loot-R: You hand the bomb to the Jackobot and then turn around to see Red trying to sneak away. He suddenly starts firing at Bob with his laser. The first shot seems to misfire or something similar, but the second one he manages to get off hits Bob in the head, stunning him. The three of you left then unleash a hail of lasers from your pistols, vaporizing him. (*Sigh*, fourth clone already)

Loot-R: You try  to slide under the door before it closes, just making it through. However you drop your laser barrel on the way through.



Everyone except Red and Loot-R is standing in PLC in HGD sector.
Loot-R is lying on the floor of R&D in HDG sector.
Red is dead, clone number four is being delivered.
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« Reply #179 on: August 24, 2010, 01:56:24 pm »

Get some now cleansed Red clearance items from that traitors corpse. I mean what he dropped. Oh right and I'll be heading towards the R&D area.
« Last Edit: August 24, 2010, 03:18:15 pm by Phantom »
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