Dear McLazyDwarfs,
I understand the dead Minotaur is heavy. But I asked for it to be dumped over a year ago. It isn't that far from where it died to the dumping area. In fact, when I brought some zones and stockpiles into the protective walls, I moved it closer.
And the fact that it is heavy is no excuse. Two of you moved the giant mole and the FORGOTTEN BEAST all the way from Hell to the surface without being ASKED! They were still warm from being killed by the militia. Nobody grumbled about that.
Also that does not excuse the fact that there are dead rats, hamsters, goblins, and gray langurs all over the place! They are in no way that heavy - many were brought in by the cats. For crying out loud you have dead vermin in the tavern! Right next to the still! I know many of you are eating with your bare hands and don't wash yourself and drink right out of the barrels, but come on! There is a hamster right next to the brewing equipment! That's sick!
And what is with all the dead deer, bears and wolves you guys killed and then refused to bring in? Were you sick of meat? Don't you like meat in your diet? You walk over half the map just to go fishing! Don't tell you you don't like meat! We have a herd of pigs and a million chickens!
The bone carvers are SCREAMING for bones and nobody can walk over to the corpses that we DO put away in the stockpile to get one for them? Come on!
For love of Armok, take a few more steps to fall asleep IN a bed. It is embarrassing to find you guys snoring in the middle of a room, on the dirty floor, when there are a dozen empty beds within reach. And I will not even bring up the Hunters who fall asleep in the middle of a hunt leaving a wounded animal to slowly DIE from the dozen of bolts that were shot into it!
The Overseer