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[IronTomato]

Dear entire militia,

Kill the troglodyte. Is that such a difficult concept for you to grasp?

Love,
IronTomato

[blazing glory]

Dear entire militia,

Kill the troglodyte. Is that such a difficult concept for you to grasp?

Love,
IronTomato

Dear IronTomato

it's a mean looking troglodyte and trying to kill it would ruin our sleep/party

Love,
Your entire militia

[IronTomato]

Dear IronTomato

it's a mean looking troglodyte and trying to kill it would ruin our sleep/party

Love,
Your entire militia

Dear Religious Guy,

Life is most certainly not, in a word, death.

Love,
Adventurer

[Lielac]

20th Felsite, 221

Dear elves of Minethaare:

Thank you for sending a contingent of volunteers for removing the trolls from my pit trap. Unfortunately, they suck at it, but, y'know, it's the thought that counts. Send more, would you?

Sincerely,
Overseer of Razoract

[blazing glory]

Dear IronTomato

it's a mean looking troglodyte and trying to kill it would ruin our sleep/party

Love,
Your entire militia

Dear Religious Guy,

Life is most certainly not, in a word, death.

Love,
Adventurer

Dear Adventurer

Exactly that's why life is,in a word, sandwiches.

Love,
Religious stock keeper of sandwiches

[IronTomato]

Snip

Yeah, your title reminded me of that.

Seriously, I think there should be a restriction so that people don't say "Life is in a word death".

[blazing glory]

Snip

Yeah, your title reminded me of that.

Seriously, I think there should be a restriction so that people don't say "Life is in a word death".

aye

[Nyxalinth]

Dear Crystalgears,

It was a good run, but finally the terrible FPS got to me.  i guess  that happens after 20 years, 150 dwarves, 30 goblin sieges, and six Forgotten Beasts. You suddenly went from 30 to a crawling 4-15 fps.  I tried to atom smash...but it was too late.  You were all brave and mighty dorfs, especially you, military.  I hope to see you guys in future forts.  Except you, Vampire Queen.  Go to hell and stay there.

Much love,

Your Former Overseer

[WanderingKid]

Dear Undead that continue to live on the surface of FurnaceClans,

Either path off the board, or into the grinder.  I don't care which, but take your thumb bones out of your... errr... what's left of your behinds and git moving, please.

-Overfiend

[the1337doofus]

Dear Urist McPlantgatherer:

When you are under attack by goblins, it is customary to run towards the big, walled in fort. Good job on doing that. However, you generally wait for the drawbridge to go down before you approach withing 5 meters of the entrance.

This letter shall be placed upon your cor- oh, wait. There's no corpse there. Oh well.

-Overseer Doof

[Don Blake]

Dear Kol Roofrewards

I know I asked you to install a colony of bees on the High Peak, but I didn't mean for you to pick up thousands of bees in your hands and carry them there.  Surely there was a better way?

[Sebastian2203]

Dear UristMcSoldiers

Please respond to call  of miner for help properly ,while he is being beaten to death by troglodytes and do not go in mining shaft like RAMBO. And join proper formation.. And this note is to every soldier which just walked one by one to that troglodyte and not together.. Great job, you are dwarfs not rambo.

[the1337doofus]

A NOTE TO EVERY BLOODY DWARF IN SHASHGERIRG:

You will all starve to death, because you just sat there, ignoring poor old Urist Mcfisherdwarf, your only steady source of food, as he dehydrated. You just left him in bed to wither away. I will now sit back and laugh at you and your starving asses.

-The overseer

[DogsRNice]

dear urist mcmillatary stop leaving dead elfs in the stairwell

[lue]

Notice to the residents of Omermeng —

I realize that the main component of the artifact chain created by our prized jeweler is, in fact, a gem. Morion to be specific. I also realize none of the stockpiles that are set up to handle chains are set to allow gem-based chains.

I must however regret to inform you that, despite my godly abilities, I am currently unable to mark "Gems" as one of the materials allowed into those stockpiles. I was hoping you would infer that gems would be OK based on the fact that no materials were in fact excluded from the list, but alas this doesn't seem to be the case.

So if you would store the chain in the Artifact Chamber to await installation, this would be much appreciated. I do appreciate your ability to construct chains where they are needed, but I do not need to construct an artifact chain at this time, and wish to protect it from common thieves. Protestations that we are on an island without typical mainland threats such as goblins and probably kobolds will be ignored.

—Overseer

Manager: post this note on the public bulletin board once it is constructed. I trust the dwarves of Omermeng are able to build bulletin boards.