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[krenshala]

Recruit has transformed into a werecarp!

... something fishy with this one ...

[misko27]

Recruit has transformed into a werecarp!

Turning enemies into were carp is like giving your enemies a army of large invisible trained mosquitos. It is going to bite you in the ass eventually, and when it does, it is going to Hurt!!

[WillowLuman]

Recruit has transformed into a werecarp!

Turning enemies into were carp is like giving your enemies a army of large invisible trained mosquitos. It is going to bite you in the ass eventually, and when it does, it is going to Hurt!!

Unless everyone, dwarves and gobbos, gets infected. Then all will be united under the full moon, creating an invincible army. Mwahahahahahaha!

[Corai]

Recruit has transformed into a werecarp!

Turning enemies into were carp is like giving your enemies a army of large invisible trained mosquitos. It is going to bite you in the ass eventually, and when it does, it is going to Hurt!!

Unless everyone, dwarves and gobbos, gets infected. Then all will be united under the full moon, creating an invincible army. Mwahahahahahaha!

Then turn back 2 seconds later. Naked and unarmed.

[Eric Blank]

And at that point the dwarves would wipe out all goblin-dom, with their superior biting and wrestling skills.

[Syuviel]

Dear Urist McLegendaryBoneCarver

I'm impressed. When you got moody, and took over a crafting station, i expected another worthless mug. When you took a ton of wood, leather, gems and a couple bones, i expected a shitty, overly complex medallion.

Instead you took the two donkey bones and made a cabinet, which is handy because the mayor really wanted an office that i was otherwise unprepared to grant.


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Dear Elves,

You are mistaken, that is donkey bone, not wood. It was never a tree, it is not a rude bauble, and as i'm sure you are aware, donkey's aren't animals, either. They are mobile quantum storage units, and as such, their bones should be perfectly acceptable.

you may notice that i have installed Ballistae on two sides of the trade depot. This is a precautionary measure, and not in any way to be used to quickly dispatch your finicky merchants. 

[Togre]

Dear Urist McMacedwarf,

While I am generally not a fan of soldiers using their hands instead of their weapons, I must admit to being impressed when you punched the beak off a buzzard.   Carry on.

Sincerely,

Your astounded overseer

[EckyThump]

Dear Urist McHauler,

Please stop wandering off with the farmers' seed bags. Your hands are large enough to accommodate more than one plump helmet seed without needing to take a bag with you to the dining hall. Our fortress is home to some of the most renowned craftsmen, artists and soldiers of the dwarven nation. Nobody is impressed that you can lift a bag of seeds.

Sincerely,

The Overseer.

[misko27]

Dear Urist McHauler,

Please stop wandering off with the farmers' seed bags. Your hands are large enough to accommodate more than one plump helmet seed without needing to take a bag with you to the dining hall. Our fortress is home to some of the most renowned craftsmen, artists and soldiers of the dwarven nation. Nobody is impressed that you can lift a bag of seeds.

Sincerely,

The Overseer.

Dear overseer,
Well, It's mostly trying to find a way to waste more time and effort. your so mean, making me work, and in order for me to help out I need time napping and drinking. With you being all strict, I gotta make time, you know?

[Firehawk45]

And at that point the dwarves would wipe out all goblin-dom, with their superior biting and wrestling skills.

We have not just weaponized werecurses, have we?

[WillowLuman]

And at that point the dwarves would wipe out all goblin-dom, with their superior biting and wrestling skills.

We have not just weaponized werecurses, have we?

Pffft, they were weaponized long ago.

[Syuviel]

Dear urist McGhostBabby

What do you want? I've entombed every entombable thing on the map, and your name isn't on my list of names available for engravement, please stop following my farmers around like a creepster. I appreciate that you aren't violent, but you're weirding out the people who are responsible for feeding my fort.

[Joben]

How is ghost babby formed?

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Dear Urist McSpeardwarf

While I applaud your bravery and desire to defend the fort I do wish you had remained on station at the trade depot until the rest of your squad had assembled rather than rushing out to face the 12 goblin crossbowmen alone.

[Frontestro]

Dear Urist Mchauler,

While I appreciate your dedication to a task, depositing that chunk of tetrahedrite ore in a stone stockpile was not as important as you thought especially because you had to walk all the way out of the fortress to get it and drag it halfway cross the map while ungathered pieces are merely 1 floor below you. You were doing great but when I told you to get to a burrow and everyone else listened you remainded detirmined to get that ore where it was needed. As such the crossbow goblin siege caught you off guard. I hope Armok enjoys your sacrifice and dedication to a task. Please enjoy your useless coffin I used to level up my masons.

Sincerely, The All-seer

[HoshiGiniro]

Dear Dwarved Hunter,

I can understand one's desire to be proficient in their profession. However, repeatedly breaking arrows on a defenseless cow that has fallen unconscious in the field is not only a waste of perfectly good arrows, but a highly inefficient training method. Next time you feel the need to improve your aim, might I remind you to only use the facilities at the archery range that have been tested and pre-approved by the Dwarven Archery Standards Association.

Sincerely The OverseerGoddess of the Sky.