Dear Urist McTradeLiaison
When I requested Iron Bars and Leather on your last visit I expect you to bring more than 1 Bar of Iron and 1 Bin of leather. While bringing 92 Barrels of Dwarven Wine is appreciated, we feel our stockpile of 3974 Dwarven Wine is sufficent, thank you.
Dear Urist McNoble
Due to the previously mentioned lack of iron we are unable (and unwilling) to produce the mandated steel mini-forges. As an apology please enjoy your complimentary upgrade to our heated Noble's Suite, located scenically above the Volcano. Pull lever to engage heat.
Dear Urist McUnholyBadass
While your efforts to break goblin sieges with one leg missing are commendable, we ask that you please use a weapon other than a dog leather earring. and please see a doctor about the cut from your upper right arm to your left hip, the diplomats are starting to worry about you. Also, please PLEASE don't go into a tantrum cause your cat fell into the magma below Urist McNoble's Room.
Dear Urist McHunter
What Kind of IDIOT gets killed by a rabbit?
Dear Urist McLegendaryMinerSquad
Good job killing that Forgotten Beast with a pick to the face. Seriously. Please enjoy your new Artifact furniture, engraved rooms (with Engravings of you!), and custom Job Titles.
Dear Urist McMilitarySquad4
Please learn from the deaths of Urist McMilitarySquad3, and equip your armor at all times as ordered. Also, learn from the bold actions of Urist McLegendaryMinerSquad and put the pointy bits toward the enemy. Report to Goblin Fun Chamber #9 for training.